words in movies
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Chandler: Her what?!!
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Chandler: What?
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
Dr. Green: What?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Mona: What?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Joey: Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Monica: Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker.]
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Rachel: Oh okay, Ill fix that to. Whats her e-mail address?
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: What?
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
Joey: What did they do?
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Phoebe: Okay, then what happened?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
Chandler: What is the thing?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What? You just click when they click.
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Joey: No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! (Notices Monica standing between them and smiling.) What?! (The camera clicks, taking another picture.)
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Whats going on?
Chandler: What?
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Chandler: I dont know, y'know. What, what, would you do?
Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.
Rachel: Yknow what? No. Its not over until someone says, "I do." (Exits)
Monica: What?! Oh.(She turns around quickly and falls)
CHANDLER: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what? I just did.
Phoebe: No, look, I told you that I didnt want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably wouldve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I cant trust you then just forget it.
Janice: What?
Chandler: Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Ross: I see. So what do you propose to do?
Chandler: Well what did it do?
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Ross: What?
Rachel: Chandler, arent you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Rachel, Chandler, and Joey: What?
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Rachel: Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Monica: Wow, what?
ROSS: What, what oh....[Ross and Rachel go into her room]
Malcom: What are you doing?
Chandler (to Rachel): What am I gonna do now?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Phoebe: Yeah, but theres a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. Thats four years. Chandlers not gonna wait that long. Hes gonna find somebody else, yknow? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Joey: What are you gonna do?
Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.
Chandler and Joey: What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Joey: Well no, Im just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! (Realizes what that means.) Oh
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Woman: What does that mean?
Joey: Hey. What, what are you doing here?
Rachel: What? You really think she's hot?
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.
Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Gunther: What?!
Monica: What?
CHANDLER: Look, you know what? If this is the way you feel, then maybe you should take it.
Whitfield: What do you mean, your seat?
Chandler: Look you have to realize I dont think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is youre Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
TOGETHER: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is to, never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bings job?
Michelle: What are you taking amoxicillin for?
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: What?! Why? Why is this crazy? So this isn't the ideal way to something....
Joey: What you do mean?
Monica: Honey, whats the matter?
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
MONICA: You know what. Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks.
Rachel: What!?
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Ross: You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular thing right now.
Sister 1: (to Chandler) What cha doing?
ROSS: Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
Phoebe: Why, what happened?
Ross: What difference does that make?!
Janine: Yeah, thats what I said.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Rachel: Oh yeah, whats it about?
Joey: Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I dont know what to do! (Long pause, as everyone cracks up.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
Chandler: Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Joey: What?
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Joey: The what?
Joey: Oh, okay. (to Ross) The what?