words in movies
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Chandler: Her what?!!
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Chandler: What?
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
Dr. Green: What?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Mona: What?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Joey: Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Monica: Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker.]
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Rachel: Oh okay, Ill fix that to. Whats her e-mail address?
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: What?
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, whats he like?!
Chandler: What did you just do?
Monica: What are you supposed to be?
Monica: I know! What is this, 1985?!
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Chandler: (mouths to Phoebe) What?
Policeman: Well I tell you what
Chandler: What are you doing?!
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
Ross: What?! Youre in love with her.
PHOE: Oh, oh sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Chandler: What do we do?
Rachel: Joey? Whats up?
Rachel: Okay whats up?
Monica: All right, whats going on?
Monica: Jeez! What is with you?
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
Rachel: (stunned) What?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. Shes such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.
Waiter No. 2: Whats the matter with them?
CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
Monica: Whats up?
Chandler: What?! No! No!
Joey: All right so, so what do I do?
Phoebe: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Rachel: What?
Joey: What he wants to buy your baby?!
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Rachel: What?!
Chandler and Monica: What?!
Rachel: (worried) What?
Joey: What?! Why?!
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: What?
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Chandler: What are you doing?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Ross and Rachel: What?!
Ross: WhaWhat?
Phoebe: Sure, what.. what was the work thing?
Joey: Uh.. <forgetting what the work thing was, rolls up his sleeve on his right arm and shows Phoebe, she looks>
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Chandler: What are you doin?
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Phoebe: Whats that now?
Ross: What?! Chandler shes our cousin!
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
Paleontologist: (merrily) Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Chandler: Whats wrong with you?
Rachel: What? What happened?
Rachel: Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?
Joey: (panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Its probably just your burnin loins.
Joey: What?!?! Oh dear God!
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Monica: Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.
Phoebe: I know. I know, whats her number?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Ben: Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Higher or lower than what?
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Rachel: What?
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Rachel: Wh-wh-what? What?
Ross: What?!
Monica: What?
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Ross: (angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Ross: Uh, what?
Joey: WhatWhy?!
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Joey: (realizing) Oh, that's what she meant! (pause) You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!