words in movies
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Chandler: Her what?!!
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Chandler: What?
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
Dr. Green: What?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Mona: What?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Joey: Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Monica: Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker.]
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Rachel: Oh okay, Ill fix that to. Whats her e-mail address?
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: What?
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Joey: Oh. What?
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Phoebe: No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
Rachel: Saw what?
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Joey: Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Monica: Oh and you know what I want!
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Monica: What?!
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?
Rachel: Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about!
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!
Rachel: Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?
Joey: Okay, what else?
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.
Cecilia: And guess what? Good news! I got another job!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Ross: What code?
Ross: So what are you gonna do?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Chandler: What?
Monica: Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
RACHEL: Guess what. Ben just said his first word.
Chandler: What was that?
Ross: Just, just say what you feel.
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Phoebe: What?! Thats the first time today!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
Ross: What do you mean, theyre not moving in? They-theyre still moving in right?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
Rachel: "Ooo," what?
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: What, now?
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Joey: Oh-ooh-ooh! Yknow whats a good visual aide?
Rachel: What? What?!
Phoebe: Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Chandler: (Without looking up) What? (Looks up) What?
Chandler: Tell me what?
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrowthe dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Chandler: (Comes out of his room) What? What?
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
Roger: What?
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!