words in movies
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Chandler: Her what?!!
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Chandler: What?
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
Dr. Green: What?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Mona: What?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Joey: Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Monica: Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker.]
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Rachel: Oh okay, Ill fix that to. Whats her e-mail address?
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: What?
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
RACHEL: Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?
The Instructor: What?!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
Phoebe: Whats a Movement class?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Ross: What time?
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Chandler: What is the matter with you ?!?
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Phoebe: Whats that smell?
Monica: Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
Rachel: What?
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Customers: Huh? What?
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
Dana: What?! Anything! Anything!
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Ross: What?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Ross: What was with the dishes?
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Ross: What?
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Monica: Whats the charity?
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) Thats it! Im out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Elizabeth: What?
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Ross: Then what am I supposed to do?
Elizabeth: What?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: (opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Joey: What did I just say?
Jack: What are you doing here?
Chandler: So what was it for anyway?
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Joey: What?
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
Phoebe: (looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Ross: Thank you! Thats what I keep saying.
Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Monica: What?
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Phoebe: What is your job?
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?!!
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Joey: What message?
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
Ross: Oh great! What, you brought Joey?
Ross: What?
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Monica: What?! Excuse me!
Chandler: (trying on the jacket) Okay. Holy double-vented comfort Batman! (Finds something in the pocket) Whats this?
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
Ross: What kind of problem?
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.
Rachel: What? Why?!
Monica: What are peanut butter fingers?!
Rachel: Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?
Phoebe: I see what youre doing!
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Rachel: (stands up as well) What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!