words in movies
Carol: Guess what? Ben is going to be in a TV commercial!
Phoebe: What are you talking about?!
Joey: (reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
Joey: I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!
Rachel: Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day
Joey: What, so I gotta shut it down now?
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Kim: I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette. So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Monica: What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!
Phoebe: Like what?
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Rachel: Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.
Ross: What?!
Joey: What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
Ross: What?!
Joey: Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
Joey: Oh, what did I say?
The Casting Director: Y'know what? We need to move on.
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Rachel: What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Ross: Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson.
Joey: What you do mean?
Joey: Eh, what are you gonna do?
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Joey: (realizing) Oh, that's what she meant! (pause) You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Ross: What are you doing up?
Chandler: Thats what I do now.
Joey: What is it?
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Chandler: What about it?
Chandler: What is it that I do?
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
Ross: Okay, so whats the matter?
Joey: Well what am I supposed to do?
Joey: What the hell!
Rachel: But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this.
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Phoebe: What?! I think hes cute.
Chandler: What?
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Theodore: I can't imagine what he sees in her.
<Joey realizes what she's doing>
Ross: Monica, what is the matter with you?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Chandler: What?!
Joey: All right, what else?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Ross: Yknow what?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.
Chandler: Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
Ross: What?
Ross: I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
Phoebe: Sure! What?
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Ross: (puts away his wallet) And what is second prize?
Monica: Wait, now, what am I doing again?
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Chandler: Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?
Ross: What? What?
Monica: What?
Monica: What?!!
Gavin: I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion, I was looking at her skirt. Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.
Phoebe: Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Joey: And what is his name?
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?
Janice: What?!
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Phoebe: What else? What else?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What?
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!
Ross: What is that?
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Chandler: (sees another rack) Well, whats the deal with these? These-these look nice.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Whats the matter now?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: What?
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Joey: What is it? Hey!
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Ross: What?
Monica: About what?
Ross: What about Ben?
Chandler: Again, what?!
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Chandler: Well, what did she say?
Joey: Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Joey: What a bad idea!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Mr. Geller: What?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Monica: What?
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!