words in movies
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!
(There's a pause as they figure out what to say.)
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Monica: What?
Monica: That's what it sounded like.
Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Rachel: What?
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Joey: Umm, well, what else could it be?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
Phoebe: What is that?
Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Phoebe: (panicking) But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? I'll-I'll have toast!
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
Chandler: Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Chandler: does what always have to be sharks.
Joey: Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?
Chandler: (Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)
Tag: Whats going on Rach?
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Ross: What are you doing?
Monica: (to Chandler) Shh!! (On phone) Wait, what?
Joey: What?
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Chandler: (pauses as he struggles with what he has to say) Youre a little high maintenance.
Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
Joey: What the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) "The south will rise again man."
Ross: What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Phoebe: What?
A Student: Whats happening to your accent?
MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency.
Rachel: (surprised) What? (with a nervous smile) Really?
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
Chandler: Then what?
Joey: What?
Rachel: Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? (excited)
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Ross: What should I wear, now Im all nervous.
Rachel: (grabbing the star) What the hell is that?
Chandler: I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Phoebe: And! Yknow what Jake says? That womens underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.
Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Joey: What?
Joey: What?
Joey: Y'know what, I dont think we should listen to this anymore. (Goes to open the door)
Rachel: You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.
Joey: Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. Thats the stuff. What do you think?
Joey: Which what?
Chandler: What?
Janice: What?
Rachel: What?
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Ross: Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! (He points at Chandler. Joey gestures to Ross "What are you doing?)
Monica: Yeah-yeah, yknow what? Yeah, thats it-thats it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! Thats-thats what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! Im talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesnt match! Where is it gonna go?!
Ross: What the hell was that?!
Monica: What?
Rachel: What uh-oh?
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: Yknow what? Lets, lets talk later.
Joey: What?
Monica: No, he’s picking up dinner, why, what’s up?
Ross: Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
Ross: What?
Rachel: What is it?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
All: What?!
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Brenda: (noticing him) What are you doing?
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Rachel: Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
Monica: For what?
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Chandler: (entering, slowly) Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Rachel: Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Ross: (startling him) What?! What?
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Monica: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
Monica: What?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Ross: All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) Whats going on?
Phoebe: OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Monica: About what?
Phoebe: About what?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Ross: Whats-whats the difference?
Joey: What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)