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(He points to where she's sitting and she jumps up quickly.)
(She walks up to where Doug is finishing another joke to another group.)
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
MONICA: What about the part where he has rabies?
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
Rachel: Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
Monica: Where?
Ross: Where exactly is your zoo?
KID: Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is that tells the truth?
Joey: Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Chandler: Where are they? Where are they?
Phoebe: Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Phoebe: Youre Elizabeths father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.
[Scene: A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job]
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Chandler: Well where did she go?
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
(She hands the baby to Joey who pulls down the blanket to reveal Rosss face where the babys should be.)
Monica: Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Phoebe: I know where Minsk is.
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
ROSS: Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
(Chandler walks over to where the rest of the gang is.)
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
Rachel: Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Joey: Yeah, where the hell is he?
Phoebe: (Turning to Chandler) where were you standing?
Chandler: Hey, where you been?
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
JOEY: I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Rachel: Oh. Thats so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, Wheres number 27?!
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Joey: Okay. Sorry about that (Mimics that cheek thing he just did.) Uh, so wheres C.H.E.E.S.E.?
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
Monica: Excuse me, where are you going?
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
CHANDLER: Where did you hear it from before?
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Phoebe: Where are you going?
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Ross: Thanks. (he takes the card) Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... (pauses when he realizes what he is saying) florist. (he goes away)
Rachel: Where are you going?
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Chandler: Where have you been?
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!
Carol: Where are they?
Monica: Where do you want to start?
Phoebe: Where?
Chandler: Hey thats okay. So, where do you want to go?
Monica: Hey, where is everybody?
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah yknow, like warm up the crowd. Ask em where theyre from. Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. Im a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
Ross: Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?
Monica: Yeah-yeah, yknow what? Yeah, thats it-thats it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! Thats-thats what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! Im talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesnt match! Where is it gonna go?!
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
Leslie: I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
JULIE: Where you goin'?
ROSS: Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work. A stegosaurus fell over and trapped a kid. Whoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, th--Fun Bobby's jacket! Where is he, what. He, he's here, isn't he?
Joey: I dont see the baby. Where is it?
JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.
Monica: Hey! Where ya headin in those pants? 1982?
Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.
MONICA: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
(Ross walks to the back of the plane, where Rachel is.)
Rachel: Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.) And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and heres a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Yknow I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
Phoebe: Well, shes out of town so, theres gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.
Monica: Umhmm, umhmm, about the time you told me about New Year's Eve. Where is everybody else?
(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)
Ross: He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-...
Director: Okay, heres where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone thats a wrap!
Larry: Oh, will you mind if I wash up? Because I came straight from work and who knows where these babies (Holds up his hands) have been.
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
(Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner.)