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INTERVIEWER: No, just a salad will be fine.
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Rachel: You will like it!
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Joey: We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.
Phoebe: But then we ditch those two and thats when we get married. Well have Chandlers money and Rachels kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachels drinking problem.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change please!
Joey: Will you quit hoggin it!
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
PHOEBE: Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know, and, and I'll knock on the door and, and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad. Ya know and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me 'cause, you know, I'm Franks daughter.
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.
Phoebe: I-I sure will, take care. (Starts walking off.)
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.
CHANDLER: Hear me out woman.� I'll go down the fire escape.� Then, I'll wait for a while.� Then, when I come up the stairs, it'll be just like I just got back from Tulsa.� Then, Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Mike: Yeah, I'm sure they will, but you don't have to do this... I'm wanting them to get to know Phoebe, not (accent) Phoebe...
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Chandler: And the world will never know.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Phoebe: I can and I will! (Kisses him.)
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
Will: Hey!
Phoebe: Wow! Oh well, I will be there!
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Will: Hey.
Will: Happy Thanksgiving!
Will: Oh.
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Will: Hello.
Will: Yeah.
Will: Ross!
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Ross: (entering) Will!
Monica: Will! From high school.
Will: Right.
Will: You are unbelievable.
Will: Oh I-I remember you.
Rachel: Hi! Will, right?
Will: (sneeze talks) Typical.
Will: I dont know? Do I? Do I?
Will: Me and Ross. (Points at Ross.)
Will: Yams!!!!
Ross and Will: Yeah.
Will: Yeah! (They high-five.)
Will: (glaring at Rachel) Rachel Green.
Will: We started a rumor.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Will: So what do you, what do you do now?
Will: Are ya getting married?
Will: Hold on! You got her pregnant?
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
CHANDLER: I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, its gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow Im conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Chandler: I will explain it to her.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Phoebe: It will be in a minute. Listen, Tim youre a really great guy.
CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Joey: Oh my God I have to tell her! I havent even thought about what I will say. What should I say?
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Chandler: Of course I will call you. I love you.
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you dont think your son will think its yours and be horribly traumatised?