words in movies
Phoebe: Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.
Monica: I won't know what I would do without you.
Ross: Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}
Joey: Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?
The Smoking Woman: I won't! (Turns away) Until I have my next cigarette.
Rachel: No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
Adrienne: Oh believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
Gene: Well, I will, because I won't be playing with you.
MONICA: Then I won't have to kill you.
Joey: Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.
Rachel: Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).
Monica: (to Ross) This is just Bactine. It won't hurt.
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
Phoebe: You won't even taste it?
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Ross: It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes it will. (Marcel resists) Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Chandler: Ok well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow (hangs up).
Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Okay, so this time I won't quit!
MONICA: Really?� But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant.� If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.
Joey: No you won't.
Monica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, but then the back of the couch won't line up with he back of the carpet.
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
ROSS: No, no, we won't.
Monica: You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.
ROSS: Look at that, they won't even turn their heads.
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
MONICA: [sings] They won't take you to the vet.
PHOEBE: (singing angrily) Terry's a jerk, and he won't let me work, and I hate Central Perk!
Rachel: (returning with her purse covering her face) All right, it won't come off!
RACHEL: We won't?
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Monica: '....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo }
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
PHOEBE: Anyway, OK, now promise you won't like, freak out and say how great this is until I'm done, OK.
Chandler: Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Ronni: No we won't.
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Phoebe: (interrupts her, to Monica) Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
Monica: Rach, why won't they take it back?
Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay.
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
ROSS: Dad, she won't want to go with me.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Ross: I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
Ross: Come on. These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on. Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin. Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin, Kristin...(struggling)...does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!
Ross: Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
MONICA: Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
(Phoebe tries to give her phone to Ross, but he won't take it. He mouths "no.")
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!
Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.
MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Monica: (starting to get up) I gotta go water Pete's plants. (stops) Y'know what, if he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Rachel: I tried! They won't take her back.
Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
Rachel: It won't come off!
Phoebe: (smiling, raising her hand) Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?
JOEY: The guy still won't put out, huh?
RACH: Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.
Monica: Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Phoebe: Yeah. You won't be able to take it.
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
Ross: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]
Janice: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Monica: Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.
PHOEBE: Can I please take these off? I swear I won't scratch.
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.