words in movies
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Phoebe: Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two (points to Ross and Chandler) like that?
Chandler: Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
(There's booing around them, and Mike sinks in his chair, holding his hand in above his eyes, hoping no-one would recognize him)
Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.
Mike: (puts on a fake smile) Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it? (he takes the ring from the cake, and cleans it with a napkin)
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. There's no-one else in the world I would ask to marry me... three times. But I wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere.
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Mr. Treeger:: Huh, I wouldve thought it was the other way around.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Ross: Oh thats right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Ross: No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
Joey: Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to MonWhoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Chandler: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)
Monica: You know, I would give her up, for you.
Chandler: (Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime?
Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Friend No. 1: Well, I would like to propose a toast to the woman, who in one year from today, become Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber DDS
Phoebe: No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?
Joey: So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Rachel: That would be great!
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!
Rachel: All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!
Rachel: Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Phoebe: That would be great. Thank you.
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here.
Joey: Hey, Monica, who would yours be?
Chandler: I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, yknow? But I have to trick him into taking it so I wont hurt his pride.
Monica: You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.
Mike: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Ross: Oh well. It probably wouldve been the most constructive solution.
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
RICHARD: Boy I would just uh, I would freak out.
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Ross: Ohh! That would be great.
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
PHOEBE: I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.
Rachel: Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!
Monica: Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Phoebe: (leaving) Fine, fine! You would not hold up well under torture!
(Phoebe gets up from the table, and while her back is turned, Rachel and Monica indicate via sign language that they each would have picked the other.)
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Rachel: Oh! That would be sooo much fun!
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Monica: Oh, would you let it go already?! Youre fine!
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Phoebe: Nooo! Why would you think that?
Rachel: Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Phoebe: (sighs) Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! (da-doom-chesh)
CHANDLER: Would you come on! Come on! [waitress brings their coffee] Thank you.
Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadnt gotten the question wrong!
JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.
Ross: I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didnt tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend.
Ross: Uh, in her defense, shes right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.
SUSIE: Ooh. Ooh. But ya know what would be even sexier?
Monica: Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?
Rachel: Well, he makes t-shirts for a living, and he thought it would be appropriate to give me this.
Pete: Why would you say that?
Chandler: That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.
Phoebe: Yeah, I wouldve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Ross: Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!
Ross: This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
Ross: I would never do that!