words in movies
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Rachel: Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?
Janice: Oh, look at us! Who wouldve thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails. (Does the laugh)
Chandler: What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Rachel: I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Rachel: So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?
Chandler: Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Chandler: No-no-no, if you unplug it, Ill have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. (She unplugs it.) No! (And plugs it back in.) Hey look at that! Look at that, its still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, its a memory chip.) Chip in it or something!
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
Woman: Oh my God. That sounds amazing. I would love to see pictures.
Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Rachel: I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didnt even get to Italy?
Rachel: Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Joey: Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we... (clears throat) y'know each would, (clears throat again) y'know (pause) be?
Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Rachel: Yeah! That would be great!
RYAN: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero.
Phoebe: Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... (Translation: So, would you please just humor him?)
Ross: There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.
SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
Rachel: Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Mr. Geller: Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick? (Looking a toothpick)
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Director: That would work.
Monica: Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Monica: And that would be?
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
MNCA: Yes, I would like something. [looks at Fun Bobby, changes her mind] No, no thank you.
Joey: I mean seriously, shes like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadnt and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and (Realizes everyone is staring.) I havent bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?
Leslie: Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?
Joey: I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Monica: Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.
Chandler: Why would I be mad?
Phoebe: Well, its just yknow that something like this would never to like The Hulk, yknow
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Monica: Why would we do that?
Monica: For this weekend! Oh gosh, it would be perfect, we get to see Joey plus we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it out plane-aversary.
PHOEBE: It was an accident, and, and the woman who did this would never ever hurt a dog on purpose. She's a vegetarian.
Ross: I dont know, aheh, yours was the first name that-that popped into my head, Im Im sorry. I-I didnt think it would matter.
Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Ross: Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each others hometowns? Why dont you (Motions that they should learn everyones hometown.) (To Phoebe) Wh-whats going on?
Phoebe: I would love it if I weren't here!
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Monica: I would love to do it together!
Monica: Yeah, yknow, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldnt have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I cant wait to see this place youre getting married!
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Chandler: Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.
Ross: Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)
Chandler: Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.
Rachel: Oh! I would love to read a poem.
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
Ross: Some would say shes attractive, yes.
Ross: Why, why, why would you dream that?
Joey: Totally! I would love to spend New Years with you.
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?
Rachel: Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
PHOEBE: Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.
Ross: Come on, would you grow up? Its no big deal.
Ross: Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Rachel: Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
Hillary: Would you like to move over to the couch?
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)