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Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
Ross: I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're craaazy.
Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...
Monica: So have you called her yet?
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Rachel: Y'know, it was, uh.. it was actually really great. He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out...
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Monica: Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?
Joey: Duh, where've you been?
Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Phoebe: You cook naked?
Chandler: What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Barry: Well, if you want, I'll justI'll just break it off with her.
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
Monica: (wandering in after her) Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?
Monica: You had sex in his chair?!... I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?
Ross: What, uh... what were you thinking?
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.
Rachel: Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now," what would you say?
Phoebe: Where are you going?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Chandler: Hell is filled with people like you.
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Rachel: Right, I'll see you guys later...
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?
Monica: Why don't you just take it with you?
Monica: Why don't you just call her?
Monica: Do you?
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Monica: Don't you have to pee?
Mindy: Hey, you.
Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up?
Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
Mindy: Will you be my maid of honour?
Rachel: Was that all you wanted to ask me?
Rachel: Um, what- what would make you think that?
Rachel: (draws back) Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when I was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too.
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of?
Mindy: Okay, okay... when Barry was engaged to you, he and I...kind of... had a little thing on the side.
Mindy: I know. I know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said "Don't do it, he's just gonna do to you what he did to Rachel," and now I feel so stupid.
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
Mindy: What do you mean?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you know our phone's not working?
Joey: I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Joey: Yeah, she said you looked like Ingrid Bergman that day.
Rachel: Uh, we are here to break up with you.
Barry: Both of you?
Mindy: Basically, we think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you.
Barry: I'm sorry... I'm sorry, God, I am so sorry, I'm an idiot, I was weak, I couldn't help myself! Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much!
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
Barry: (to Mindy) I swear, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you.
Rachel: Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!
Mindy: (to Rachel) You did it twice?
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Rachel: What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!
Mindy: I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor...?
Rachel: And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.
Monica: You okay?
Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...
Phoebe: You know he's gay?
Ross: I just wanna clarify this: are you outing Mr. Peanut?
Chandler: What are you doing here?
Danielle: Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.
Chandler: That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...
Danielle: You got it.
Monica: Yeah, there you go!
Rachel: You don't know?!
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Rachel: Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Chandler: Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.
Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?
RACHEL: No, see this isn't about the movie theatre, this is about you stealing my wind.
Monica: Chandler, you dont believe in soul mates?
Joey: Are you sure?
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Phoebe: Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Rachel: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Joey: Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.
Chandler: Look, you dont have to draw an actual wowhoa! Shes hot!
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a good pill.
Rachel: Thank you. (Hugs him.)
Ross: Im telling you.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Phoebe: You got it!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: You should be!
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Ross: You sure?
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
tip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)
Ross: What are you doing up?
Phoebe: That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Monica: Joey, you know you dont actually have one.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Rachel: Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?
Joey: You cooked him?
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica to Emma: Hey you.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Rachel: Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Phoebe: Oh you dont know.
Chandler: Are you serious?!
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Rachel: Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! (Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her.) Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down.
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Ross: Sure, you want to go upstairs?
Lisa: I love you.
Phoebe: I cant help you.
Carol: Okay, Ill pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
Phoebe: You gotta go!
Phoebe: Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.
Ross: You can live with me.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Monica: You do?
Rachel: Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?
Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebes. Why were you even watching it?
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
Joey: (panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.
Ross: How are you?
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: Do you feel better?
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?