words in movies
Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
Ross: Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.
Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you.
Rachel: Which one do you think she is?
Teacher: May I help you?
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance
Monica: Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?
Rachel: She could be you.
Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
Rachel: What? You just click when they click.
Phoebe: Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Joey: Where've you been?
Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Ross: I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.
Joey: Isn't there any way you can keep him?
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Joey: Did you call the cops?
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
Monica: Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.
Rachel: No way. No way did you do this.
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Fake Monica: I-I used to be just like you. And then one day I saw a movie that changed my life. Did you ever see Dead Poets' Society?
Joey: (entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
Joey: Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
Ross: He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.
Rachel: Where the hell've you been?
Rachel: Are you drunk?!
Rachel: Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.
Monica: How are you?
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twenty-five other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?
Teacher: You by the door. In or out?
Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
Phoebe: Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.
Ross: Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.
Ross: Just, just say what you feel.
Rachel: (Brings Marcel a teddy bear) Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane.
Ross: Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.
Ross: Marcel, c'mere, c'mere. (He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sits beside him) Well buddy, this is it. There's just a coupla things I want to say. I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you. You've been more than just a pet to me, you've been more like a be- (Marcel climbs down and starts humping his leg) Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him.
Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Joey: Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.
Chandler: Look, you dont have to draw an actual wowhoa! Shes hot!
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a good pill.
Rachel: Thank you. (Hugs him.)
Ross: Im telling you.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Phoebe: You got it!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: You should be!
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Ross: You sure?
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
tip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)
Ross: What are you doing up?
Phoebe: That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Monica: Joey, you know you dont actually have one.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Rachel: Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?
Joey: You cooked him?
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica to Emma: Hey you.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Rachel: Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Phoebe: Oh you dont know.
Chandler: Are you serious?!
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Rachel: Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! (Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her.) Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down.
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Ross: Sure, you want to go upstairs?
Lisa: I love you.
Phoebe: I cant help you.
Carol: Okay, Ill pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
Phoebe: You gotta go!
Phoebe: Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.
Ross: You can live with me.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Monica: You do?
Rachel: Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?
Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebes. Why were you even watching it?
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
The Interviewer: You mustve had your hands full.
Joey: (panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.
Ross: How are you?
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: Do you feel better?
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?
Ross: that you actually
Joey: So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
Rachel: (starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Joey: Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.
Aunt Millie: Hi sweetie! Are you leaving?
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
Rachel: You. Like you havent done enough.
Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents?
Joey: You said you didnt want to go.
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
Chandler: You really want to take me?
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.
Stripper: So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler?
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
Monica: Boy, do I have a surprise for you!
Issac: Chloe, switch with me, theres some guys here that got a crush on you.
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Phoebe: Youre on!
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Phoebe: Fine! Youre on!
Ross: Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)