words in movies
Joey: All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?!
Chandler: Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?
Phoebe: Okay, great so do you want to do it together?
Joey: What?! Are you kidding?!
Ross: Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, (Starts to whine like a baby and Joey just glares at him.)
Ross: Joey, you look nothing like Ben.
Joey: I look more like him than you do! (He winks at Carol.)
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Kim: I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette. So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?
Kim: (at the door) Rachel? Do you smoke?
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
Monica: Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.
Chandler: Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke.
Phoebe: Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?
Phoebe: So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.
Monica: What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Monica: You got a callback too didn't you?
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Kim: So anyway we really (Someone exhales and Rachel turns and coughs.) Honey, we're just smoking all over you.
Kim: No-no-no, we'll move you just stay right there. (They walk away.)
Kim: Oh that's great! You are the best!
Nancy: I thought you didn't smoke.
Rachel: Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.
Ross: Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?
The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.
The Casting Director: Actually, that can't happen. Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben. So it'll be either you two (Points to Joey and Raymond) or you two. (Points to Kyle and Ben.) (Exits.)
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
Ross: Well, you just
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Joey: Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!
Ross: Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?
Joey: You just give him a spoon baby!
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Monica: You stink!
Chandler: Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Chandler: Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
Chandler: I think you smell great! (He sniffs her shoulder.)
Kim: Rachel didn't you just light that?
Rachel: Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Chandler: Thank you! Thank you! (Runs to the snow cone machine.)
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Ross: Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson.
Joey: What you do mean?
Joey: Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me.
Ross: There you go. Thank you!
Joey: Thank you! So, did-did he get it?
Joey: Eh, what are you gonna do?
Kim: Oh, she doesn't come down here any more. You can find her up on ten.
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)
Monica: Okay, youre fine.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Umm, Im talking about that which you already know but wont admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
Ross: Really? Did you count Mississipily?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Ross: You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Monica: You gave my father a lap dance!
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
(He takes her into one of those typical interrogation rooms you see on TV and in the movies. Which is really appropriate here, since this is a TV show. What are the odds of that?)
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Rachel: And thank you for your time. (They both beat a hasty retreat.)
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Ross: (To Rachel, standing by her feet) I dont know why you cant admit that you need me.
Chandler: Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentines Day gifts?
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Ross: Okay. Well, you be careful.
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Chandler: Yeah! You?
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: Are you still awake?
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
MONICA: Oh, you are so great! [kisses him] Thank you!
Rachel: Well you have to because maybe its stupid.
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Chandler: Well, did-did you correct him?
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Phoebe: How do you know?
FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Chandler: Oh my God, I cant believe this! Yknow, I thought I thought you were a good guy.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Joey: What are you doing?
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Phoebe: All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat.
Ross: (disappointed) Sure, do whatever you want.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Ross: Come on, you know they love you.
Monica: Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
Monica: As much as they love you?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Phoebe: Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Phoebe: But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?
Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.