words in movies
Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
Ross: Wow! How'd you get in there?
Chandler: Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go.
Caitlin: (laughs) Great. I'll see you later!
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Chandler: You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.)
Phoebe: I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?
Ross: Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.
Chandler: Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?
Phoebe: (looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Chandler: So, Joey on Law & Order, you must be very proud!
Chandler: I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Monica: (runs over to Phoebe) You have got to go home!
Monica: You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Joey: Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
Chandler: If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?
Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?
Rachel: Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!
Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
Ross: (I can't make it out.) The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
Ross: You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
Ross: You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!
Chandler: Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.
Monica: Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!
Chandler: Okay, but there is a big difference. You are a lot hotter than I am.
Monica: Chandler, this actually bothers you?
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Ross: And thank you, for that.
Ross: What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Ross: (smiling) Are you sure?
Joey: (smiling) Not likely. 'Cause you see that body bag right there
Phoebe: (smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Phoebe: But I already gave them back to you!
Monica: No you didn't.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Phoebe: Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.
Phoebe: Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Phoebe: (she just looks at him) Why are you being weird?
Ross: Do you like it?
Phoebe: No, that would be, "Why are you being cute?"
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
Chandler: See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
Monica: Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Phoebe: Did you find it?
Phoebe: Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me.
Phoebe: Mon, can I talk to you for a sec?
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Monica: Look at you! Come here! (They hug.) Feel better?
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Ross: Okay, (gets the money) so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?
Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
Ross: Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!
Caitlin: Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)
Rachel: I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person.
Rachel: Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
Ross: What do you mean?
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Ross: And she just gave you this?
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Chandler: You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.
Chandler: You ready?
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
Monica: Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.
Monica: I wont care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here. (Points to her heart.)
Rachel: This is Bonnie? (to Phoebe) This is Bonnie? (to Bonnie) Youre Bonnie?
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Phoebe: Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first.
Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! (laughs) Oh! They gave you the kiddy size (looking at the cup in his hand).
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Monica: Why don't you just take it with you?
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.
Ross: Do you mind if I sit here for a sec.?
Ursula: Right... Oh, I got something for you, too.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Joey: How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
Monica: You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Tag: Im telling you, you never gave them to me.
Monica: I warned you...
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Sebastian: Here you go. (Hands her, her cup.)
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Monica: Its okay honey, youll find a name.
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Phoebe: (shocked) Youve never asked a guy out?!!
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Rachel: Honey, you got a little thing on your...(points to her whole face)
Ross: Will you-will you please?
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you�re right. I think � listen, listen!
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Joey: (to Chandler) If you don't do it, I will.
PHOEBE: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Ross: You can totally, totally live on this.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out?
Phoebe: Well did she know you two werent married?
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
Phoebe: Yeah! Youre such a great friend!
Ross: Dad seriously! Yknow you really should see someone about that!
Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
Monica: Its wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?
Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um I didnt propose to you.
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Ross: Um, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in there.
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Rachel: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Joey: (entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Monica: I swear you said you had the keys.
Chandler: Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Monica: Hey, what did you guys do today?
Phoebe: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
Rick: (looking at her feet) Wow, you have really pretty feet.
Ross: Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but dont you think you could at least hear the guy out?
Barry: (to Mindy) I swear, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
Quartet: Your no God's gift to women, that's all in your headdddd. You are just a buttmunch.
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Gene: You put this on a sandwich.
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
Chandler: (entering) Okay. You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
Mrs. Green: Youre gonna be a great father.
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
RACHEL: Ahh, so do you, beautiful. [they hug]
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Hey you guys, I dont mean to make things worse, but umm, I dont want to live with Rachel anymore.
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
MR. GREENE: ...and you sand it and you varnish it...
Casting Director No. 1: That's fine, thank you.
Chandler: I cannot believe you didnt pick me.
Phoebe: Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. Its over!