words in movies
Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Ross: Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Rachel: Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Joey: Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you shouldnt compare yourself to me.
All: Come on Phoebe! You can do it Phoebe! Come on!
Rachel: There you go!
Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! Thats it!! Thats everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)
Rachel: Thirty. Ugh, I mean thirty! Monica, do you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreeger in the fifth grade? She was thirty!
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Monica: I cant believe you bought this.
Rachel: Really! God Ross, what were you thinking? (To Phoebe, quietly) I know its really shallow, but a part of me wants him again.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Phoebe: Least of all you.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Monica: Werent you asked to leave sonny?
Chandler: (To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Chandler: Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I cant believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! (To Mr. Geller) And you! I cant believe that you would have a tux thats thirty years old! (Puts his hand on Mr. Gellers shoulder.)
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Chandler: Hey-hey are you drunk?
Monica: Nooo! (Giggles) Okay. (She tries to pull herself up by Rachel and Joeys doorknob, but the door opens and she almost falls into the their apartment. She manages to catch herself.) Whoa! (Stands up, unsteadily) Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning (whispering) thirty. (Giggles.) So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pause) I wanna puke on you later!
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
Monica: Really?! You promise?
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Chandler: Thats still yours. Okay, now remember its a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised.
Monica: Ross, just forget about it. This guys got you totally wedged in.
Joey: Dude, you soooo need this car.
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
Ursula: Right, why do you keep saying that?
Ursula: Oh, its you.
Phoebe: You have your birth certificate?
Phoebe: Do you have my birth certificate?
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
Chandler: Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the steps.) Okay, (catches her) youre doing great. Youre doing great. Youre doing fine.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change please!
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Phoebe: Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Monica: Really! That long?! (Chandler slowly turns and looks at her.) (To Chandler) Look all you want, its happening!
Ross: Which is fine! Because you just turned(Removes two candles from the cake)twenty-eight!
Joey: Will you quit hoggin it!
Rachel: (To Chandler) Im telling you its like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Monica: You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now! (Growls and pulls him into a kiss.)
Ross: I really wish that you wouldnt.
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Mr. Geller: (filming this) Hey Chandler, you cant keep your hands off her for one second!
Monica: I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and Joey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list.
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Rachel: Oh God! Yknow what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if Im wishin for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.
Phoebe: You did the right thing.
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Ross: You wanna buy a car?
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: Do you feel better?
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?
Ross: that you actually
Joey: So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
Rachel: (starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Joey: Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.
Aunt Millie: Hi sweetie! Are you leaving?
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
Rachel: You. Like you havent done enough.
Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents?
Joey: You said you didnt want to go.
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
Chandler: You really want to take me?
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.
Stripper: So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler?
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
Monica: Boy, do I have a surprise for you!
Issac: Chloe, switch with me, theres some guys here that got a crush on you.
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Phoebe: Youre on!
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Phoebe: Fine! Youre on!
Ross: Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Rachel: Can I ask you something?
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Rachel: Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
Phoebe: I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why (Looking down) youre burning in hell!!
Phoebe looks down: You are a terrific actor.
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Joey: Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Joey: You liked it? You really liked it?
PHOEBE: Sparkly. So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. Mr. major capades guy. I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice.
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Joey: Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.
Monica: Oh, did you catch him?!
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Phoebe: yeah well (pause) yeah you know Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee.
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Ross: I love when you talk dirty to me.
Phoebe: Thank you!
Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)
Joey: Oh thats great! Oh thank you so much!
Phoebe: Oh you made it!
Joey: Hey! You made it!
Monica: How are you doing?
Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
Rachel: Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Ross: Thank you.
Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!
Man: Thank you very much.
Rachel: How are you?
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
Ross: Its funny you should mention diapers.
Rachel: Uh, Im just, Im just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?
Phoebe: yea you know you are a bit of a drama queen.
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Ross: Uh yes! Thank you.
Monica: Oh come on, its only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
Evil Bitch: Are you looking at her?!
Evil Bitch: You miss your girlfriend?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!
Joey: Come on you stupid machine! Come on!
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Monica: Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. (tries to take the poem)
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?