words in movies
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week?
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.
Chandler: Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Monica: You have to help me! Im supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what shes been working on.)
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
Monica: Thank you.
Ross: Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Phoebe: Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Monica: Yes, you did!
Monica: You love me!
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?
Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Monica: (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Phoebe: YOU KNOW?!!!
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Chandler: (after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Joey: They know you know.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Chandler: Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?
Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.
Phoebe: You should be. I'm very bendy. (Pause) I'm gonna kiss you now.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phoebe: Yknow, youre friends getting married, its gotta change things.
Rachel: You really think it would be that different?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Monica: Hey, you guys!
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Joey: Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If thats what you really want.
Rachel: (To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?
Chandler: Okay, what do you guys think?
Chandler: You really like it?
Ross: Dude! How-how did you write this?
Ross: You cant do that!
Monica: Okay, youre fine.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Umm, Im talking about that which you already know but wont admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
Ross: Really? Did you count Mississipily?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Ross: You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Monica: You gave my father a lap dance!
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
(He takes her into one of those typical interrogation rooms you see on TV and in the movies. Which is really appropriate here, since this is a TV show. What are the odds of that?)
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Rachel: And thank you for your time. (They both beat a hasty retreat.)
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Ross: (To Rachel, standing by her feet) I dont know why you cant admit that you need me.
Chandler: Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentines Day gifts?
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Ross: Okay. Well, you be careful.
Joey: Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me.
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Chandler: Yeah! You?
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: Are you still awake?
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
MONICA: Oh, you are so great! [kisses him] Thank you!
Rachel: Well you have to because maybe its stupid.
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Chandler: Well, did-did you correct him?
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Phoebe: How do you know?
FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Chandler: Oh my God, I cant believe this! Yknow, I thought I thought you were a good guy.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Joey: What are you doing?
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Phoebe: All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat.
Ross: (disappointed) Sure, do whatever you want.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Ross: Come on, you know they love you.
Monica: Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
Monica: As much as they love you?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Phoebe: Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Phoebe: But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?