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Rachel: Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say youre the only one whos allowed to drive it.
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Monica: Nice work everybody! So much for the yknow, "You can drive it, but dont tell Rachel" plan!
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Joey: Yeah, you got a couple hours?
Ross: Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Ross: Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She mustve seen me cruising in the bad boy.
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Chandler: Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Chandler: Trust me, you dont want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why dont you just hand over the keys?
Ross: No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)
Rachel: Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the car!
Ross: With you?! Yeah right!
Rachel: What are you doing?! Get in the front!
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Joey: Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.
Joey: Joey. (They shake hands.) Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Chandler: Yeah o-okay, but Im just doing this for you.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
Phoebe: There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! Im thinking even more than you.
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Joey: Youve seen my huge stack of porn right? (Phoebe nods.)
Ross: (shocked) You dont have a valid drivers licenseOkay that is it! Pull over right now!
Rachel: Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)
Ross: (grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are youOkay thats not funny! Just stop horsing around!
Ross: Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.
Rachel: Really? You think so?
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Chandler: I dont know if Ive told you this, but hes kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: (handing it to him) Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome.
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
Policeman: Yeah? Well you look phenomenal.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Policeman: Well I tell you what
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Policeman: And in the meantime you better let him drive. Does he have a license?
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Helena: (standing at a table and asking the guy sitting there) Where are you from?
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Joey: Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with mens underwear!
Joey: Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton, silk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about?
Phoebe: I think its important that you do.
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Helena: Monica! Where are you from?
Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So youre bald?
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Monica: (To Chandler) You okay?
Rachel: Remind me to introduce you to someone!
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
Ross: (laughs) You dont-you dont want to hear about my dream Officer Pretty?
Rachel: (pause) You have a son!
Joey: Yknow, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
Chandler: Do you have my credit card?
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)
Chandler: Ok, you can not do this to me.
Rachel: That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Ross: No! Okay! Okay! (Stops her.) Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?
Rachel: Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Rachel: You do? Why?
Carol: What do you mean?
Ross: You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.
Phoebe: Youre the best. Thanks. Oh!
PHOEBE: Ok, I'll walk you out.
Joey: Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!
Chandler: So are you gonna...talk to her?
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joey: Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
Ross: I know! Im saying you have to watch them all the time.
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Chandler: You said no right?!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
RACHEL: No.� No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.� "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before."
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Monica: (to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, "Next."
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
JOEY: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.
Joey: Can I tell you something? Me too.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
Monica: No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.
Ross: Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else. (he opens the box)
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Kim: Oh thats interesting? Because I checked and only one keycard was used to access the copy machine yesterday during lunch and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
Monica: So you had fun, huh?
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Rachel: Thank you judges.
Joey: Okay. See you guys later.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
The Director: But youre supposed to work on Monday.
Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.
Phoebe: Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Mike: The woman I love... (he walks to Phoebe) I love you... Which is probably something I shouldn't say for the first time in front of my parents... and Tom and Sue...Who are by the way the most sinfully boring I've ever met in my life...
Steve: Oh hey, Ross. Umm, see, I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartments because Phoebe's more our kind of people. Something to think about. (Walks away.)
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Monica: Because Chandler still has feelings for you!
The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Chandler: So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?
Monica: Whew. Although yknow, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean I guess yknow it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?
Chandler: Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Ross: Wow, how many have you got?
Monica: 'Cause you invited your assistant.
Joey: (gasps) YOU KNOW!!!!
Phoebe: Well then, you should look with us.
Phoebe: Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Chandler: What are you guys doing together?
Frank: You hopped a little bit. Yeah, I really sorry.
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Phoebe: Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like "Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!
Chandler: You dont think Ive tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!
Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!
Chandler: Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?