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Ross: Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
Woman No. 1: (looks into the box) Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby?!
Woman No. 2: I thought you wanted to adopt your cat.
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Joey: Did you get your money back?
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Rachel: So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
Rachel: No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
Rachel: Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Chandler: OK, Pheebs, your turn.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Receptionist: Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.
Chandler: Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Rachel: Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
Chandler: Your thoughts? Plural?
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money?
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Chandler: No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class.
Joey: Hey, I need your help.
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Mr. Geller: Your mother just added him to her list.
Ross: Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)
Ross: Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Tim: I got your page, is everything okay?
Mr Campbell: So... your resumé is quite impressive. (Mr Zellner who sits behind Rachel shrugs)
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Chandler: Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...
Chandler: your ass?!?!?
BILL: "Spuds" is your grandmother?
Monica: This is your cellphone?
Monica: Phoebe, where's your purse?
Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
Monica: And now your cell.
Joey: Nooooo! Being funny is your thing!
Monica: Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! (sits herself down between them)
Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.
Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)
Monica: (answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
RACHEL: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Chandler: (smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Joey: Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: (looking at the flyer) This is all of your things.
Ross: No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red. (Slang right?)
Ross: Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
PHOEBE: OK, hey, HEY. Is your boyfriend the boss of you?
Monica: So, what's your name?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?
Joey: Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Ross: Yeah. Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her.
Ross: (to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
Chandler: Her ass print is still on your grandmothers quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?
Chandler: And no kissing your neck.
Benjamin: Like I tried to tell you in the interview Ross, this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.
RACHEL: Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.
Dr. Long: Youre about 80 percent effaced, so youre on your way. It still could last a little while longer. If youre anxious there are a few ways to help things along.
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.