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Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Phoebe: Oh thats good, I guess shell have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.
Phoebe: Cause thats just your taste.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Joey: I still havent gotten a check for your half yet.
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Ross: Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.
Joey: Yeah. Okay. (Goes to take a bite out of the previously mentioned bagel.) Whoa! (Stops.) I almost forgot this was on your
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Monica: And Mindy, your maid of...?
Janice: Oh please. Every moment is precious. Yknow? Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends dont really seem to care too much that youre leaving.
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
Ross: Phoebe, she doesnt know that you sneak out every night, she doesnt know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesnt know that youve been living with your Grandmothers for a week now.
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
JOEY: Hey.� How come you're answering your own phone?� Where's your crazy assistant?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Chandler: Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Chandler: And youre upset because you didnt make your best friend cry?
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that shes a cartoon, and way out of your league?
PHOEBE: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)
Chandler: So excited about your letter!
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Joey: Hey, what happened to your fancy chefs jacket? (sees theres a burn spot on it)
Rachel: (walking in hurriedly) Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Ross: Why don't you use your Thesaurus?
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
PHOE: Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. [hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back] Oh, can't make.... hands... meet....
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!
JOEY: Thanks.� (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall.� Joey pulls out the tickets and hands one to Chandler.)� Here's your ticket.
Ross: Your ex-boyfriend?
Joey: Thanks. (The grip walks away.) (Reading the card.) Congratulations on your big break.
Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Monica: Dad, please dont pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if youre gonna put your feet up, why dont you sit on the-
Donny: Now Gene I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game, all right? Describe for Joey things you find in your refrigerator.
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Chandler: Whats the second part of your plan?
Airline Employee: Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)
Rachel: You gave her a key to your apartment?!
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Ross: The guy you gave your number to.
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Ross: She's putting words in your mouth!
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. Ive been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I dont need this grief. Im gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmothers apartment. Your friends are outta here pal.
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Mike: You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, 'cause items may shift during...
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?
Chandler: What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?
Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!
Joey's Co-Star: Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. It seems your body is rejecting Jessicas brain.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Joey: So... who's your friend?
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Rachel: Oh, Ive got big Valentines plans! Ive got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Phoebe: Your secret bachelorette party
Ross: Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? (Now yelling) Aunt Margaret's pants size?
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your pictures! (Joey stares at her) I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip?
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Monica: Where were your parents?
Lisa: Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, thats your fault. I say.
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
Joey: (thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!
Chandler: Your hands are shaking.
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face!
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Rachel: And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Chandler: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.