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Chandler: So youre just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Monica: Oh, look! Acting for Beginners! Want to feel good about yourself?
Phoebe: Okay. Umm look, youre coming on a little strong. But Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why dont we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.
Phoebe: You're not making the pies yourself?
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Phoebe: Look, why dont you just pay for it yourself?
Joey: Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Rachel: Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
Joey: Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Ross: Pheebs, if you dont tell him, soon hes gonna be married, and then youre gonna hate yourself.
Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)
Monica: Then get over yourself! Grow up!
Ross: All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
Ross: Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!
Ross: (on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Joey: Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Steve: Well then you can't have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"
Phoebe: Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God.
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Monica: Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out.)
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Amanda: Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!
Ross: Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?
Rachel: Joey, you cant keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Joey: All right, thats it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!
Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
Jim: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Rachel: You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself!
Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
Rachel: Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Monica: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Monica:: Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. (Monica shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you.
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
Chandler: Defend yourself.
Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.