words in movies
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
Rachel: Okay look Mr. Zelner
Mr. Zelner: Oh I think its best that I speak first.
Mr. Zelner: Ive asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Ross: (picks up a skull of some carnivore from his side table and puts it in the same bag in which he brought the pterodactyl egg to Zelner) I'm sure he'll understand.
Mr Zelner: Wow, that is tempting.
Mr. Zelner: Fair enough.
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Mr Zelner: (Takes a long look at the egg while he considers it) Wow, that's pretty cool (Takes the egg from Ross)
Mr. Zelner: Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?
Mr Zelner: Oh right, uhm, Don?
Rachel: But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Mr. Zelner: That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
Mr Zelner: (looks at Ross, for a long moment, confused) I meant with my son.
Ross: I see... Thanks very much. (he gets up and walks to the door. On his way out he looks at the photographs Mr Zelner has near his door. He picks one up.) Is this your son?
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Mr Zelner: This may surprise you, but re-hiring fired employees, is not my main job.
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Mr Zelner: Yeah, they're all he talks about, why?
Mr Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
Mr. Zelner: (Sees that she has some ink on her lip from her pen.) Oh Rachel, uhh (He points to his lip to get her to notice the ink on hers.)
Mr. Zelner: Just ah (He points again.)
Mr. Zelner: Hi Rachel!
Mr. Zelner: Yes!
Mr. Zelner: Zelner.
Mr. Zelner: Um-hmm.
Mr Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. (Ross looks very surprised) What?
Mr. Zelner: You wrote that you have a cute touchie?
Mr. Zelner: Come on in.
Mr. Zelner: Here let me (He goes to wipe it off himself.)
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
Rachel: Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
Rachel: Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think, I think I would be really good at it.
Mr Zelner: She is good!
Mr. Zelner: It's really nice to see you again.
Mr Zelner: Ah, did she ask you to come here and do this?
Mr Zelner: (obviously amused) Not good, Ron.
Mr Zelner: Okay, you got it.
Mr Zelner: Uh... What can I do for you?
r Zelner: Who is it?
Mr Zelner: That’s great. I worry about little Ross. He’s always reading, he's collecting rocks and he’s obsessed with dinosaurs.
Mr Zelner: This is gonna make me very popular.
Mr Zelner: You can really arrange that?
Mr Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
Mr. Zelner: Well, Id be forced to file a report. Id have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.