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Phoebe: I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy (pause) well what about (pause) ok well there's gotta be someone.
Ross: please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times.
Phoebe: nothing, I'm excited about our date, Mike this is Ross Geller this is Mike Haaaaa (starts crying)
Monica:: he has to work, there's some rush on the big (pause, thinks) ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.
Joey: (turns round again) seriously Gunther you should see someone about that cold, if it gets much worse you could DIE! (Gunther looks scared)
Phoebe: well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started crying.
Phoebe: well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)
[Scene: Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe.]
Ross: yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something.
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.
[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Monica:: Eww are you talking about my bother.
Ross: well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer (He makes a wow face) and he used to date Oprah. (He makes another wow face)
[Scene: Phoebe is sitting with Mike, explaining about Vicrum.]
Mike: and you don't have to worry about glue sniffing with me. although I do smell the occasional magic marker, yeah ah anyway I just think I can make you happy.
Phoebe: I guess so, can I. can I think it's cool that you kiss me and also wanna kiss you again (they get closer to kiss and Phoebe pulls back) and umm, be a little concerned about the magic markers.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Chandler: Joey told you about the leg, huh?
Rachel: (not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?
Ginger: Your thinking about my leg arent you?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
(Sergei says something and leans in to kiss her, but just as hes about to....)
Ross: What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?
Joey: She was kidding about that right?
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Chandler: Yeah, I-I-I think so. (Pauses and thinks about it for a second) Yeah, I-I think so...
Rachel: Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Monica: Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Chloe: Is this about me taking your watch?
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
Ross: No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Ross: I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and Im so sorry for your loss.
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
Ross: Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Monica: I mean really, think about it.
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. Youre 18, okay, shes 44, when youre 36, shes gonna be 88.
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Joey: Oh, forget about it. She rocks!
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Joey: I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, its says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I dont know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that youre a bitch.
Kate: I have a question about this scene.
Rachel: Oh God. Im sorry about this.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!
Chandler: Im talking about you. You big, big freak.
Chandler: What about things that are already gold?
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Ross: We were all pretty shaken up about it.
Rachel: Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you dont know much about the U.S. government.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
Lauren: You know! At the place I told you about last night?
Kate: Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh?
(He walks over behind Ross, thinks about it for a moment, and gives him a big hug.)
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
Kate: About what?
(She gets just about all the way over to him and falls into his arms.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?
Phoebe: Umm, oh, about three months.
Chandler: Okay, so I guess thats about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Ross: (He thinks about it) Of course I am. I just have to make a call.
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Joey: Yeah, whats that about?
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
Joey: Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion.]
Joey: What about the chick?
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
Monica: Did you like learn about her family?
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
Joey: Wh-wh-whats going on? Wh-whats this about L.A.?
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?