words in movies
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
Monica: Absolutely.
Phoebe: Absolutely! Yknow, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away.
Joey: Absolutely. But, were gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? Ill page Ross on the way. Come on.
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
The Cooking Teacher: (To Monica) Oh! Something smells good over at Monicas station! (She tries Monicas fettuccini.) Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! Youve never made this before?
The Interviewer: Absolutely. (They walk to the door.) You can relax; you did great.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Mike: Absolutely! Or maybe just a little less pimp spit.
JOEY: Absolutely.� You'd do it for me.� Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.
Rachel: Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!
Sonia: Oh absolutely.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Joey: Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Joey: Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.
Ross: Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!
Benjamin: Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!
Charlie: Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.
Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"
Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Ross: Oh, absolutely!
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Nurse: Absolutely.
(He starts. And well, Celebration was never meant to be played on the bagpipe, so even the best bag pipe players in the world would have trouble with that particular song. So of course, for a beginner like Ross, it sounds absolutely dreadful. The assembled audience minus Phoebe, are horrified. Phoebe, immune to bad music, seems to enjoy it.)
Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....
Phoebe: Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and youll be great.
Guru Saj: (He starts moving his hands around in circles above the thing.) Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to come off unless you start to
(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on )
Ross and Joey: Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Absolutely.
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, Im glad. Rachel, Id like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin?
All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
Wayne: I spent two years developing this machine, its absolutely state of the art.
Monica: Absolutely.
Rachel: I have absolutely no idea.
CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Ross: Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)
RACHEL: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. . . then I'd wait some more.
MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.
Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)
CHANDLER: Absolutely.
RACHEL and PHOEBE: Oh God, absolutely.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
ROSS: Absolutely.
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
Chandler: Okay, absolutely!
All: Absolutely, yeah!
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
(Chandler agrees in an absolutely bored way.)
Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timings right. And thats what deathbeds are for.
Lauren: Absolutely!
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Joey: Oh, absolutely! Youre talented and youre good looking.
Ross: Oh, absolutely! (Chandler mumbles something.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah, absolutely.
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Chandler: Absolutely!
Chandler: I did! I absolutely did!
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesnt, can I get the extra ticket?
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. Theres no meat in beer, right?
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely!
Chandler: Oh yea yea, absolutely.
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!
Rachel: Awful, absolutely awful. (Plus other negative comments from Phoebe and Monica.)
Phoebe: Ooh, absolutely!
Danny: (Looking at Monica) Absolutely! Is Friday okay?
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!
Chandler: Absolutely!
Phoebe: Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Nancy: Absolutely!
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Rachel: Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
Monica: Absolutely!
Rachel: Absolutely not.
Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)
Ross: Oh-oh, absolutely!
Monica: Yes you did. You absolutely sold me...
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Monica: Ohh, absolutely.
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm