words in movies
Chandler: Absolutely! Yknow, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Wayne: I spent two years developing this machine, its absolutely state of the art.
CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
Monica: Absolutely.
All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
Rachel: I have absolutely no idea.
All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)
Ross: Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah! Thats like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.
RACHEL: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. . . then I'd wait some more.
Kim: (to Nancy) So we talked about the (Chandler sneaks closer to her cigarette) whole presentation yesterday at lunch (Closer) and he wondered if one person would be enough (Closer) to get a take on the trip (Still closer) and I said, "Yeah, absolutely!" (She's interrupted by Chandler who has reached his goal and takes a drag from her cancer stick.)
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
CHANDLER: Absolutely.
RACHEL and PHOEBE: Oh God, absolutely.
Joey: Oh, absolutely! Youre talented and youre good looking.
ROSS: Absolutely.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
All: Absolutely, yeah!
Chandler: Okay, absolutely!
Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timings right. And thats what deathbeds are for.
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
(Chandler agrees in an absolutely bored way.)
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Lauren: Absolutely!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Ross: Oh, absolutely! (Chandler mumbles something.)
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Chandler: Absolutely!
Chandler: I did! I absolutely did!
Joey: Yeah-yeah, absolutely.
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesnt, can I get the extra ticket?
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. Theres no meat in beer, right?
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely!
Chandler: Oh yea yea, absolutely.
Phoebe: Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Danny: (Looking at Monica) Absolutely! Is Friday okay?
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!
Phoebe: Ooh, absolutely!
Rachel: Awful, absolutely awful. (Plus other negative comments from Phoebe and Monica.)
Chandler: Absolutely!
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Nancy: Absolutely!
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Rachel: Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Monica: Absolutely!
Rachel: Absolutely not.
Ross: Oh-oh, absolutely!
Monica: Yes you did. You absolutely sold me...
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Monica: Ohh, absolutely.
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Phoebe: You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
Rachel: Absolutely.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Phoebe: Absolutely!
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
Monica: Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Lisa: Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, thats your fault. I say.
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Matthew: Absolutely.
Phoebe: Oh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, yknow, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy.
Joey: Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime theyre hungry or sleepy. Yknow, kids are tough. Good luck with that. (Walks away.)
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Phoebe: Absolutely! Yknow, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away.
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
Monica: Absolutely.
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
Joey: Absolutely. But, were gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? Ill page Ross on the way. Come on.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
The Cooking Teacher: (To Monica) Oh! Something smells good over at Monicas station! (She tries Monicas fettuccini.) Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! Youve never made this before?
The Interviewer: Absolutely. (They walk to the door.) You can relax; you did great.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Sonia: Oh absolutely.
JOEY: Absolutely.� You'd do it for me.� Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.
Rachel: Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!
Joey: Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
Mike: Absolutely! Or maybe just a little less pimp spit.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.