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Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Chandler: Okay, absolutely!
All: Absolutely, yeah!
Lauren: Absolutely!
(Chandler agrees in an absolutely bored way.)
Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timings right. And thats what deathbeds are for.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Joey: Oh, absolutely! Youre talented and youre good looking.
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Ross: Oh, absolutely! (Chandler mumbles something.)
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Chandler: I did! I absolutely did!
Joey: Yeah-yeah, absolutely.
Chandler: Absolutely!
Chandler: Oh yea yea, absolutely.
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. Theres no meat in beer, right?
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesnt, can I get the extra ticket?
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely!
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Danny: (Looking at Monica) Absolutely! Is Friday okay?
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!
Phoebe: Ooh, absolutely!
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
Rachel: Awful, absolutely awful. (Plus other negative comments from Phoebe and Monica.)
Phoebe: Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?
Chandler: Absolutely!
Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Nancy: Absolutely!
Rachel: Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Rachel: Absolutely not.
Monica: Absolutely!
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
Ross: Oh-oh, absolutely!
Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out another friend. (Points at herself.)
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Monica: Yes you did. You absolutely sold me...
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
The Woman: I told em your candy is absolutely indescribable!
Monica: Ohh, absolutely.
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Phoebe: Absolutely!
Phoebe: You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
Chandler: Absolutely! Yknow, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Joey: Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime theyre hungry or sleepy. Yknow, kids are tough. Good luck with that. (Walks away.)
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Lisa: Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, thats your fault. I say.
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
Monica: Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?
Matthew: Absolutely.
Phoebe: Oh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, yknow, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Monica: Absolutely.
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
JOEY: Absolutely.� You'd do it for me.� Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.
Joey: Absolutely. But, were gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? Ill page Ross on the way. Come on.
Phoebe: Absolutely! Yknow, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away.
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
The Cooking Teacher: (To Monica) Oh! Something smells good over at Monicas station! (She tries Monicas fettuccini.) Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! Youve never made this before?
The Interviewer: Absolutely. (They walk to the door.) You can relax; you did great.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Mike: Absolutely! Or maybe just a little less pimp spit.
Rachel: Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!
Sonia: Oh absolutely.
Joey: Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.
Joey: Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Ross: Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!
Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"
Charlie: Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.
Benjamin: Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!
Rachel: Absolutely.
Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.
Ross: Oh, absolutely!
(He starts. And well, Celebration was never meant to be played on the bagpipe, so even the best bag pipe players in the world would have trouble with that particular song. So of course, for a beginner like Ross, it sounds absolutely dreadful. The assembled audience minus Phoebe, are horrified. Phoebe, immune to bad music, seems to enjoy it.)
Nurse: Absolutely.
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Phoebe: Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and youll be great.
Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....
Guru Saj: (He starts moving his hands around in circles above the thing.) Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to come off unless you start to