words in movies
Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat after me. "Je m'appelle Claude".
Phoebe: Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. "je".
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time?
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.]
Rachel: Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing! (Runs after him.)
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Monica: No. Not after what happened with Steve.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both. After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee.]
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
[Scene: The cemetary, after the funeral.]
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Soothing male voice: ..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
Monica: I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones.
Ross: Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'
Joey: Yeah, I guess. It's just parents, after a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better, you've gotta let them make their own mistakes.
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.
Ross: Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her.
Teacher: (To the class) People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again!
Phoebe: Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Monica: (wandering in after her) Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
(Ursula is genuinely pleased that her sister has visited her, after so many years. Phoebe hesitates over how best to begin.)
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
RACHEL: Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
CHANDLER AND JOEY: (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben!
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
[they all run off after the guy]
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
[Scene: After dinner.]
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Monica: After the snap!
Joey: After!!
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Joey: Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.