words in movies
Monica: I know what you need, you need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
(Ursula is genuinely pleased that her sister has visited her, after so many years. Phoebe hesitates over how best to begin.)
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
RACHEL: Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
CHANDLER AND JOEY: (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben!
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
[they all run off after the guy]
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
[Scene: After dinner.]
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Monica: After the snap!
Joey: After!!
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
Joey: Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Phoebe: Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.
Phoebe: (running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Peter: Were not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Rachel: Ughh! (Storms out after him)
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
(After hes gone.)