words in movies
Monica: Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral
Rachel: Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again.
Joey: Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew! (runs after the waiter)
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Joey: Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
Phoebe: (running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
Phoebe: Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Peter: Were not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Rachel: Ughh! (Storms out after him)
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
(After hes gone.)
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
Joanna: Oh, I mustve said that after you left.
Phoebe: Umm, the street. Come on, lets go to the street. Ooh, listen, dont go onto the balcony until after I get back. (Leaves)
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
[Chandler puts a coin in the mini jukebox at the table. YMCA starts playing and Monica and the rest of the staff have to get on the counter and start singing along and dancing. After a couple of couruses, Chandler pulls out a handful of coins and drops them on the table.]
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Ross: (To Chandler) You made out with Missy Goldberg. How could you do that, after you promised me?
Phoebe: Not after this!
Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
[The next clip is from The One The Morning After]
[The next clip is from The One The Morning After.]
Ross: Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding.
Minster: Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)
Joey: I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)
Chandler: So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) Pheebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)
Joey: Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya.
Joey: $200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Ross: After what I did? Can you blame her?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then
(Cut to Chandlers room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isnt, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)
Joey: There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!
(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door )
Phoebe: Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
(Chandler runs out the door and closes it behind him. After a short pause the door opens and Chandler comes rushing back through, grabs Monica, kisses her good-bye, and heads back out.)
(Phoebe takes one step after him and stops.)
Ross: (after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?
Rachel: Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Chandler: Okay, but after that, were shootin some pool.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
[Scene: The Funeral Home, continued from earlier. Phoebe is returning after looking for her father.]
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Monica: I know what you need, you need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Monica: You become friends after?
(They pick up the couch and after throwing off the last pillow; Rachel helps out on Chandler's end.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)