words in movies
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
Ross: There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a Barbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?
Monica: Ah, the other Jack.
Chandler: Great. It was great. Shes ah, shes great, great looking, great personality, shes greatness.
Chandler: Oh, and dont get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. Its just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, its making all the other guys jealous.
Chandler: (to Ross) Na ha ha... (to Chappy) Ne he he... (Ross moves Chappy to Chandler, who quickly backs away) Ah ah...
Chandler: Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.
Rachel: Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Joey: Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?
Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know?
Monica: Ah!
Ross: Well, hes finally alseep. About that ah, bump on his head?
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
Chandler: (to Ross) Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Paolo: Ah! Nora Bing!
Paolo: Ah, poke (Paolo touches Rachel's nose) a (touches nose again) nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her)
Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
Phoebe: Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
Ross: Ah....
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Steve: (from kitchen) Ah, cool! Taco shells! (Rachel motions, "You see!") You know, these are... they're like a little corn envelope.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Chandler: Ah, sure, Nina. Whats up?
Chandler: Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.
Dr. Rosen: Ah here, we brought wine.
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Chandler: Ah!
Joey: ..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
Ross: Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) ..whos next?
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
Joshua: (getting up and backing away from they.) Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. Its just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
Dr. Mitchell: (on the phone) Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second... (handing it to Monica) ..ah, Rachel, it's your dad.
Ross: Ah! (She hugs him.) Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, yknow give it a test ride.
Rachel: Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
JOEY: Ah, the stalker.
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
MONICA: (suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake.� It could happen to anyone.� All right, see ya.
CHANDLER: Ah, there we go.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Phoebe: Ah!!
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.