words in movies
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
Ross: Ahh. (notices the table) Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?
Ross: Ah! (realises) Oh.
Monica: Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Ross: So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?
Ross: There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a Barbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?
Chandler: Oh, and dont get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. Its just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, its making all the other guys jealous.
Chandler: Great. It was great. Shes ah, shes great, great looking, great personality, shes greatness.
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
Chandler: Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.
Chandler: (to Ross) Na ha ha... (to Chappy) Ne he he... (Ross moves Chappy to Chandler, who quickly backs away) Ah ah...
Monica: Ah, the other Jack.
Rachel: Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Paolo: Ah! Nora Bing!
Joey: Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Monica: Ah!
Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know?
Paolo: Ah, poke (Paolo touches Rachel's nose) a (touches nose again) nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her)
Chandler: (to Ross) Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Ross: Ah....
Phoebe: Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.
Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
Ross: Well, hes finally alseep. About that ah, bump on his head?
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Steve: (from kitchen) Ah, cool! Taco shells! (Rachel motions, "You see!") You know, these are... they're like a little corn envelope.
Joey: ..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Chandler: Ah, sure, Nina. Whats up?
Chandler: Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Dr. Rosen: Ah here, we brought wine.
Chandler: Ah!
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Ross: Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) ..whos next?
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
Joshua: (getting up and backing away from they.) Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. Its just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
Dr. Mitchell: (on the phone) Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second... (handing it to Monica) ..ah, Rachel, it's your dad.
Ross: Ah! (She hugs him.) Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, yknow give it a test ride.
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
JOEY: Ah, the stalker.
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
Rachel: Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
CHANDLER: Ah, there we go.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
MONICA: (suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake.� It could happen to anyone.� All right, see ya.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Phoebe: Ah!!
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.