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Chandler: So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class.
Chandler: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
MONICA: (suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake.� It could happen to anyone.� All right, see ya.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
CHANDLER: Ah, there we go.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Phoebe: Ah!!
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Phoebe: Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
Ross: Ah, which, which one?
Ross: Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Ross: Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Ross: Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Robert: Ah, good to meet you. Robert.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Joey: Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?
Leslie: Ah, yeah, umm. (singing) Home is never far away..
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Julio: Actually I ah, I am a poet.
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, its-its not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....