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Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
All: Great!
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Ross: Catch any big fish? (Phoebe, Ross, and Monica all go over to him.)
All: (they all recoil from the smell emanating from him) Oh! God! Wow!
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Ross: All right, Ill do it.
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Rachel: No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I cant believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.
Chandler: Maybe, she doesnt hit him all the time.
Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Chandler: You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Chandler: All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.
Chandler: Okay, look, Im gonna have to ask you all to leave.
Chandler: I am totally picturing you with all those women!
Rachel: Well, are we all together? Like in a group?
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
Gunther: Are you all right?
(She gets just about all the way over to him and falls into his arms.)
Rachel: And youre still not attracted to him at all?
WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
Chandler and Joey: Awwwww!! (They lean back all the way.) Awwwwwww!!!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Pete: All right.
All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)
Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!
Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?
Ross: All right.
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Ross: All right.
Rachel: All right. (She starts to take off her robe) Fine.
Chandler: Okay. And its not just chicks y'know? Its all kinds of other animals!
Monica: No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)
(In the hallway, Ross all dejected, sits down on the step.)
All: Hey.
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Rachel: No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so
All: Oh!
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Monica: Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lights turn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command.
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Phoebe: Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Ross: Okay, its second down. (turns away) Take all the second downs you need.
Cailin: I dont know. Could be because I dont feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
(They both look at each other, nod their heads All right and follow their stuff into their new rooms.)
(Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.)
Joey: All right, well start with apples.
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Ross: Look. Look, I wasnt going to say anything to you, but... All right, I dont think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
Monica: All right people listen, Ive got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
All: Hang it up! Hang up the phone!!
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?
(He goes over and sits down at the counter, all depressed.)
All: What?!
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
ROSS: Sweetie, it's be gonna okay, all right. It's a wedding, generally people focus on the bride.
Joey: Come on! Youre good with kids. Theyre just crazy on Halloween. Yknow, theyre all greedy and hopped up on sugar!
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
All: I love you, love you.
All: Eeaagh!
Phoebe: All right. I gotta go. I have break up with Vince.
Joey: No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?
All: Good luck!
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Chandler: All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.
Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, its has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
(They all applaud her.)
Chandler: (comforting the duck) Everythings gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?
All: Hey!
(Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down.)
All: Whoa. (they all lean in to get a closer look, Ross isn't pleased)
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Phoebe: Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.
All: Ohh.
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: All right buddy, way to go! (smacks him on the butt)
Ross: All right so, Chandler, from now on, dont give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, dont turn your back to him.
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Phoebe: Thats it! 25 percent? That means thats its like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!
Ross: All right! You go get him! Lets go!
ROSS: Well, why're you all dressed up?
The Interviewer: So, thats it. I guess thats all I need. Thank you so much. I think they will be running this in the beginning of next month.
Ross: What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasnt expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasnt expecting to like anyone right now, but shes really terrific.
(Chandler, Ross, and Phoebe all stop dead in their tracks at the news.)
Phoebe: Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I dont get it. Arent you the one that decided that you didnt want to be with Ross?
Phoebe: Oh, we killed them all.
Chandler: No. No, not at all, thats-thats ridiculous.
All: Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen)
All: Oh! Oh! (they all recoil in horror)
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I dont know, we were, we were making out.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
All: Oh!
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
Monica: Whats with all this sand? (picking a handful of sand off of the floor, which is covered in sand)
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Thats my Dad, thats Frank! Yeah! Im sorry Im getting all flingy.
Phoebe Sr: (on phone) Ah, oh, hang on a second. (to Phoebe) Come in, come in. (on phone) All right, so think about it, and call me back. (hangs up)
All: No, no!
All: Noo!!
All: Ohh!!
Joey: Okay, all right.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.