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Joey: I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and youre all invited! (They all gasp.)
(Rachel turns and looks at the group on the couch and they move over. Chandler measures the room theyve made with his arm and decides its not enough and they all move over again.)
Monica: Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)
Rachel: (calling from the bathroom) All right, whos turn is it to help me get up!
Rachel: (entering) All right, all right. Lets go!
Joey: (onscreen) "I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you all along."
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Monica: Wait a minute! Now Im betting against all three of you?
Joey: All right, what else?
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Rachel: All right, so we werent prepared!
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
The Vendor: (looks around) Theyre all tourists.
Chandler: But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: All right Carl, were next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?
(The women all clap and start to leave as Ross comes up to the instructor. Apparently he was hiding in the back.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Chandler: A hot girls at stake and all of the sudden hes Rain Man.
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Joey: All right! Thanks! Youre the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Monica: Come on! (The girls all run out and Joey holds up Chandler by smiling.)
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Monica: All right, well why dont I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!
Ross: Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-Im having a great time! Yknow how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but its not. I mean its not at all.
Joey: No thats all right. Dont worry about it.
Joey: All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Joey: Thats right, all the ladies want to stay at Joeys.
Phoebe: All right fine! This looks like so much fun. (Examining the bowl of wet paper towels.)
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Joey: All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, Ill take a check for the other hundred.
All: Hi! Hey!
All: Hi!
All: Hi!
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
All: Okay!
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Monica: All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.
Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Rachel: All right.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isnt doing all that well.]
All: (Chandler stops her) No-no-no-no! Have a seat! Have a seat!
All: Hey!
Rachel: Huh. All right.
Chandler: Oh since forever! I used to go all over town listening to bands!
Joey: Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Ross: So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Phoebe: And all of the sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (The flashback shows Paulo rolling over and showing Phoebe his equipment.)
All: Ohhhhhh!
Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
tip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)
Phoebe: Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!
Chandler: Oh, we could do this all day.
Chandler: All right!
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Phoebe: Well, if you must know I have written 14 books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received.
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Rachel: (sympathetic) Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?
Paul: Sure you did! You came in, you got all awkward, and you ran into the bedroom. You were shouting, "Joey! Joey!" Bye Rach. (Kisses her.)
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Ross: Not all bad.
Monica: All right, that Ill retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasnt it. Youre marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Monica: I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!
Ross: Oh, come on you guys; thats funny! Yknow? Because hes needhes got like a hearing aide yknow, cause-cause yknow, cause hes all old, and
Monica: Soakin up all the culture.
Rachel: No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I cant believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.
Megan: Oh no, these dresses are all so amazing but there is no way I could afford one.
Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
Chandler: Oh all right.
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Joey: All the time!
Ross: All the time?
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Joey: All right, lets get me back up there! (Holds out his picture.)
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Rachel: Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
Joey: (holding an empty tissue box) Wheres all the tissues?! (Throws the box down in disgust.)
All: Congratulations! Congrats!
Customer: (looks at it) All right. (Exchanges rings.)
Chandler: Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didnt agree to that!
All: Yeah! Yeah, sort of. Im sorry.
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Joey: All that stuff you just said? I want that!
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey! You cant leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Phoebe: Eww! Oh, its all dirty. You should throw this out.