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Monica: Nooo! (Giggles) Okay. (She tries to pull herself up by Rachel and Joeys doorknob, but the door opens and she almost falls into the their apartment. She manages to catch herself.) Whoa! (Stands up, unsteadily) Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning (whispering) thirty. (Giggles.) So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pause) I wanna puke on you later!
(Phoebe approaches as they almost get to their room.)
(He swings the pen hard, and it snaps back and almost hits him again.)
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Phoebe: Almost never.
Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.
(They almost kiss and then Joey realises her kids are staring at them)
Monica: Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...
Ross: I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- (Not looking where he is going he falls into an open grave)
(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)
Monica: Barry who you almost...?
Rachel: Barry who I almost.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your...
CHANDLER: Ooh, you almost had it.
(Phoebe is almost thrown by this.)
ROSS: I just wanna thank you for being there for me today. And I'm sorry I,I almost broke your hand.
RACHEL: Ok, I've got one. [blows out the candles. Somebody calls out 'heads up' and the volleyball lands in the flan] Wow, those things almost never come true.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
ROSS: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
ESTL: Well, here it is. [She almost smiles.]
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
PHOEBE: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
MRS. GELLER: Almost time for cake.
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Phoebe: It's a tarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Guy: Its-its-its almost dead!
Chandler: Great! Now, the score is 7 to almost 7.
(They both look at each other and start laughing (Lisa almost lost it there), and sit up. Ross hits his head on the lamp again.)
Phoebe: (running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)
Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kids pretzel at them.
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
(Ross finds a clock, sees its almost 8:30, and silently screams.)
Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, makes blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!
Rachel: Look, Im fine. Watch. (She picks up an aspirin between her toes) Look at that. (She lifts her leg to grab the aspirin with her hand and almost falls over.) Whoa-whoa!
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
Ross: (coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.
Rachel: (proud of her self) I almost caught that one!
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)
Rachel: Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that garbage chute. (Starts to cry)
Joanna: Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. Its amazing how she gets it right almost every time!
Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
Rachel: Thats easy for you to say, you werent almost just killed.
Phoebe: Oh, look what we almost left. (Picks up a coffee maker)
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Tim: Yknow I-I thought it was gonna be weird, I mean I almost called and canceled, but it really isnt.
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Mr. Waltham: (entering) I almost forget the tickets, didnt I?
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Joey: (examining the tickets) Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!
Rachel: Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. Shes almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)
Joey: It's almost as if he knew.
Chandler: No, I almost did, couldnt leave Ross there without a spotter!
Ross: Yeah, okay, hold on! (He puts the phone down and proceeds to spread a large amount of powder on his legs and makes another attempt at pulling up his pants. It doesn't work, and without picking up the phone leans down to it.) (Almost in tears.) They're not coming on man.
Chandler: Alright, lo�look. I don�t smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it�s fine. (everyone lights up) So you all smoke then? That�s almost rude, that I�m not.
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Katie: Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size! (She punches him again and almost knocks him off the arm of the couch.)
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Joey: I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
Chandler: Almost over man.
Ross: Check it out! Almost 3 hours without droppin' it!
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Chandler: Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard. (Starts to juggle the ball, but loses control and almost drops it and hands it to Monica.)
Dr. Miller: Almost! But first, we gotta start.
[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Chandler: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that theres a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the book.) "Its almost as good as being there."
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Phoebe: Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!
Monica: Its almost 8 oclock, its almost past his bedtime. Where-where is he?
Phoebe: Yknow? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium.
Tall Guy: Shes nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
Rachel: Almost.
Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.
Ross: Slides are almost ready.
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Joey: (smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.
Monica: It's almost our anniversary!
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
Megan: I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, whos your band?!
Phoebe: (hearing the signal) Im coming! Im coming! (She takes off towards the signal and almost knocks another woman over.)
Joey: Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!
Monica: Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
(They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.)
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Phoebe: Oh, I almost dont want to show this. (Hands it to him.) Just remember Im a minute younger.
Monica: Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?