words in movies
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Amy: Old? Yeah! But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
<Amy bending over fiddling with her purse when Emma cries and she hears Emma>
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
<Amy gets pissed and starts cutting food on the fancy plate very harshly, you can hear the silveware scraping the fancy plate>
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Woman: Amy!
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.
Amy: Hair Straightener?
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
<Amy grabs her arms>
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.
Amy: Oh my God!
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Rachel: Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?
Amy: Its a girl?
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Amy storms out: Stupid Thanksgiving.
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Ross: Hey Amy.
Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Amy: Oh. That's a funny noise.
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Amy: Well who would?
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Amy: You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.
Amy: Um.. I'm a decorator.
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Rachel: Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Amy: So do I.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Amy: No.
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Amy: I do yoga.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Amy: Uh, yeah I think I did.
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Amy: I'm sorry.