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(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
<Amy bending over fiddling with her purse when Emma cries and she hears Emma>
Amy: Old? Yeah! But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
<Amy gets pissed and starts cutting food on the fancy plate very harshly, you can hear the silveware scraping the fancy plate>
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Woman: Amy!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
Amy: Hair Straightener?
<Amy grabs her arms>
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.
Amy: Oh my God!
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Amy: Its a girl?
Ross: Hey Amy.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?
Amy storms out: Stupid Thanksgiving.
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Rachel: Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Amy: Oh. That's a funny noise.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Amy: Well who would?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Amy: You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.
Amy: Um.. I'm a decorator.
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Amy: I do yoga.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Amy: Uh, yeah I think I did.
Rachel: Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Amy: So do I.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.