words in movies
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: (pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!
Amy: Enter Amy!
Amy: What? What are you gonna do?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Amy: You're kicking me out?
Ross: (very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...
(Rachel and Amy enter)
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
Amy: hm-mmm... Mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.
Amy: Yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Amy: Ass and face.
Amy: You can?
Amy: Ugh, I'm sorry... Ella.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Amy: (touched) Thank you. I've got to admit, Emma does look cute.
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Amy: Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
Amy: Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Amy: Old? Yeah! But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.
<Amy bending over fiddling with her purse when Emma cries and she hears Emma>
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
<Amy gets pissed and starts cutting food on the fancy plate very harshly, you can hear the silveware scraping the fancy plate>
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Amy: Hair Straightener?
Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?
Woman: Amy!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Ross: Hey Amy.
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Amy: Oh my God!
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Amy: Its a girl?
<Amy grabs her arms>
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Amy storms out: Stupid Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Amy: Oh. That's a funny noise.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Amy: Well who would?
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.