words in movies
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Amy: Well who would?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
Amy is sitting on a chair by the bay window looking mad.
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
Amy: You know.. this.. this is classic Rachel.
Amy: Um.. I'm a decorator.
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Amy: So do I.
Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
Amy: No.
Amy: I do yoga.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Amy: Uh, yeah I think I did.
Rachel: Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Amy and Rachel at same time: Sorry.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Amy: (looks confused) N-no... uhm... did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.
Amy: Yeah! Hey, sure! The "Days of Our Lives" guy!
Amy: You're not good!
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
Amy: Well, I have huge news.
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?
Amy: Um... Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: Hi!
Amy: Hey, your English is getting better!!
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
Amy: So beautiful.
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Amy: A-And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Amy: It's his dad.
Amy: Myron. Hmm... I told you he was old!
Amy: Oh! Um... Well... I'm getting married.
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Amy: Good morning.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Amy: Well, I can do it.
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Amy: I’m gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr Right.
<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>
Amy: I know! I'm Erin Brockovich!
Amy: Thank you! So, can I stay with you?
Rachel: Amy, hi!
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Amy: Well, I’m staying with you guys!
Amy: Oh, sweety, you can’t pull this off.
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
(Amy approaches from behind)
Amy: Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.
Amy: Hi!
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
(Amy takes off Emma's hat)
Amy: Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.
Amy: She did? Who got her condo in Boca?
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Amy: Since today... I am going to be a baby stylist.
Amy: (Very excited about it) Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
Amy: I'm fine! And, I got you a present for letting me stay with you. Ready?
Amy: Ta-daaa!
Amy: Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Amy: (Sarcastically) O-Okay!
Amy: You're kicking me out?