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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

Originally written by Michael Borkow, Mike Sikowitz & Jeffrey Astrof Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A guy is sitting at his desk and his boss comes in and drops a huge pile of papers on his desk. The guy looks dejected.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A monkey jumps on the desk and hands the guy a beer. He opens the beer and is suddenly on the beach, in a hammock, with beautiful women all around.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. MONICA: And the fact that they're both monkeys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And she's not crazy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Rob are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante. [Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the ground]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Chandler and Susie]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Rachel and Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: He just kept asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: OK, got the music, got the dinner. Oh and check it out, I made Marcel's favorite dish, banannacake.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I'm hangin in. . . and a little out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[She turns him facing the toilet and sneaks out of the stall and gathers up his clothes.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Alright, alright. [climbs up in the next stall and looks over at Chandler] Woah, someone's flossing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are sitting.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Hey, hey, and I'm in the movie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

[Scene: Ross and Chandler’s bank, they are there to close their accounts.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey, Chander, and Ross: Sorry.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now they’re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry. (She grabs the box and offers him a piece.) It’s a little old but…

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(Suddenly, Phoebe’s boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! I’ll never be any good at this, my mom was right, I’m just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isn’t what it looks like, ‘cause Rick is my ahh, husband.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(There’s a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Jason: I was passin’ by and I saw that you were playing tonight, it’s kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Chandler: I confronted her, and she didn’t deny it! (Pause) I don’t live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

(Chandler is talking to Monica and notices a beautiful woman.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Monica: Four, please. (Ross looks at her) I’m really nervous. (Ross gives her the four dogs) Thank you. (she grabs four buns, and heads back inside)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didn’t have poppy seed bagels, so I… (Enters Joanna’s office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y’know, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: Oh yeah, me too, she's so cool and pretty.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Rachel: Okay. (He starts to leave, and Rachel grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss.) I'll miss you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

(Phoebe runs into the kitchen with wet hair, opens the window, and sticks her head outside.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: (picking up Monica's used Kleenex and putting some in her pocket.) Sure.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: (entering) Hi! It's me. And soup. (to Rachel) Hey, I just saw Josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

(Monica sets the soup down and Phoebe picks it up and licks the rim.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: It’s not a big deal. It’s, just it’s right here, (points to his eye) and it’s all the time.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out he’s incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And you’re welcome to come back anytime.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: You see Amanda and I have a very special...

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

(Monica nods `Yes.' And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

(Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah, but remember you said you ordered something special, and it just hasn't come yet?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Monica: Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

The Salesman: (Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, I’m sorry, you haven’t said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Scene: A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Monica: Um, and, well there's the.. the the small matter of...

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is sitting on the couch between Russ and Ross, doing a crossword puzzle.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an Indian and walks into his room)

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword. Chandler is in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chip: ...and then Zana, just let one rip!! (laughs histerically)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, only slightly later.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Ross: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Rachel: Oh! Pathetic! (Grabs the crossword puzzle and starts writing.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's— (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was just—yeah, right. Push! Push!

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Mrs. Burkart: (Singing) Come on along and listen to...

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Joey: What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6