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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

Originally written by Michael Borkow, Mike Sikowitz & Jeffrey Astrof Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A guy is sitting at his desk and his boss comes in and drops a huge pile of papers on his desk. The guy looks dejected.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A monkey jumps on the desk and hands the guy a beer. He opens the beer and is suddenly on the beach, in a hammock, with beautiful women all around.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. MONICA: And the fact that they're both monkeys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And she's not crazy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Rob are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante. [Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the ground]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Chandler and Susie]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Rachel and Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: He just kept asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: OK, got the music, got the dinner. Oh and check it out, I made Marcel's favorite dish, banannacake.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I'm hangin in. . . and a little out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[She turns him facing the toilet and sneaks out of the stall and gathers up his clothes.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Alright, alright. [climbs up in the next stall and looks over at Chandler] Woah, someone's flossing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are sitting.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Hey, hey, and I'm in the movie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Chandler waits until Jill is looking, then starts to blow a bubble. But instead of blow one, he accidentally spits the gum out of his mouth and hits the wall.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Chandler: Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(He walks up onto the altar and notices the rabbi.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though she’s still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

TV Announcer: Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favourite area.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(They all groan and hit him..)

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Marcel is put in a cage and taken away.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I'm divorced!  I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe: Oh okay, it’s P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in (In an Australian accent) ‘Ello there mate!

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear.  The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a big surprise.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the chair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: I can’t do that either! The soles’ are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(The passenger in the seat next to Rachel looks at her and seems a little nervous.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Monica: And who pays for that?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table.   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross and Rachel: Goodnight.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joshua: I invested in this night-club and it’s opening tonight, would you like to come?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Fake Monica: So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And it’s making me look at him totally differently. Y’know, I mean he used to be just, y’know “Jack Geller Monica and Ross’s dad” and now he’s he’s “Jack Geller, dream hunk."

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad...

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Y’know what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess there’s no use to me sticking around ‘til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Ross: Oh, okay, y’know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this?!

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up.  Ross enters from the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them don’t work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

<Joey's eyes become large and he stands up>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: You got it! And the rabbi’s beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Pauses as he waits for C.H.E.E.S.E.’s next line.) It’s your line C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Suddenly C.H.E.E.S.E. goes crazy and starts flinging it’s arms and advancing on Joey behind the desk.) Wayne! Wayne!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: ..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Barry: (answering the intercom) Be right there. (To Robbie and Rachel) Be back in a sec.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

MNCA: Now, in some of these recipes, the quantities may seem just a little unusual, uh, like these coconut mockolate holiday nut bars. I've indicated four cups of coconut, and four cups of crushed nut, and only, uh, one tablespoon of mockolate.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Barry and Rachel look at each other.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1