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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

Originally written by Michael Borkow, Mike Sikowitz & Jeffrey Astrof Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A guy is sitting at his desk and his boss comes in and drops a huge pile of papers on his desk. The guy looks dejected.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A monkey jumps on the desk and hands the guy a beer. He opens the beer and is suddenly on the beach, in a hammock, with beautiful women all around.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. MONICA: And the fact that they're both monkeys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And she's not crazy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Rob are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante. [Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the ground]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Chandler and Susie]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Rachel and Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: He just kept asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: OK, got the music, got the dinner. Oh and check it out, I made Marcel's favorite dish, banannacake.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I'm hangin in. . . and a little out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[She turns him facing the toilet and sneaks out of the stall and gathers up his clothes.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Alright, alright. [climbs up in the next stall and looks over at Chandler] Woah, someone's flossing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are sitting.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Hey, hey, and I'm in the movie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: All right, you’re probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

(Chandler and Joey enter with charcoal.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Doug: Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don’t you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Chandler’s office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Pete: Could you leave a note? ‘Cause I’m on a lot of pain killers now, and I don’t know if I’ll remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Chandler and Phoebe feign ignorance.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn’t want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete can’t.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

MR. GELLER: It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Chandler: (reading the back of the picture) Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly he’s leaving out ‘e’ and ‘f.’ It’s like they just ah, I don’t know, fell out of his head.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Tour Guide: Maybe it’s crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now…(Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! It’s me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin’ which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he don’t even here me!

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Chandler, Monica, and Joey: Hey!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

(They get inside and notice on small problem.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Huh, what’s fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Ross’s mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Scene: At the Beach, it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives. Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, it’s kind’ve an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: No-no, that’s not, that’s not me Phoebe, that’s her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. (Ross and Bonnie look at her quizzically) Best Friends Forever.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, I’ve been, I’ve been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Frank: Oh, well y'know, I would’ve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldn’t find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

[Monica picks up the bag, while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail. They walk into the living room, and Monica empties the bag.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Rachel: Okay, who’s next?! (She looks around the room, and stops when she comes to Ross.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Bored and bored!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y’know what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) I’m Ross! I’m divorced, and I have a kid!

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: All right, I’m gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don’t know, we were, we were making out.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Quartet: (singing) And you know who will be there to support... you?! Your one and only boyfriend...

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: I think I’ll help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(Ross and Bonnie enter)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but it’s also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel and Monica: Ohh! (both grab there stomachs in pain)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Chandler and Joey come sprinting in]

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Bonnie: Oh, the water was sooo great! We jumped off this pier and my suit came off.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: Oh, ah nothin’. I just felt like hangin’ out here and reading.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross and Bonnie: Us too.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Bonnie: Yeah, Joey and Chandler sure are funny.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(They all pause and think about it.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

All: Wow!! (they all recoil in shock and horror)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey and Chandler: G’night.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(Rachel walks inside, stops, and turns back to look at Ross for a moment then goes upstairs.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe Sr: No, no, that’s just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And I’m very sorry, but I don’t know where your Father is, and that’s the truth.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnie’s free tonight?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you’re doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[Scene: The hallway between the bedrooms. Ross is coming upstairs and stops between two doors. He looks at the one on the right, then he looks at the one on his left, thinks about it, and goes in the one on his right.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: (voice-over) ...and he couldn’t let it go, and... I don’t really know what happened with that either.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Rachel and Bonnie: Hi!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, I’ll see you in our room.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: (stopping suddenly and getting up) Okay, I gotta go.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Hey, it’ll grow back, right? And she-she’s really fun, and she’s cool, and-and I’m finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and I’m finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesn’t work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Well, yeah. I can’t-I can’t stay here all night, and if I go in there she’s-she’s gonna wanna... do stuff.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasn’t like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y'know I was born, and everyone started lying their asses off!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: [singing] I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find...

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Joey: (voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn’t go out with a guy like Chandler...

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: The beach house, Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(She walks out and slams the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: (jumping up) Oh, I’ll go out and get you some.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Don’t you wanna stay here and talk about it?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I don’t want you to get hurt, ‘cause I kinda like you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didn’t you come up?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Okay, I’ll be up in, (looks at the letter) 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, it’s still raining outside.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: I know. (Hugs him more violently this time and pushes him back away from the letter.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: Ohh. What is this? (She sees a tissue covering something, and moves to remove it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesn’t, and if you have to even think about it...

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: Yeah, and I’m a little tired from digging the hole.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: It does. It really and truly does.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod ‘Yes.’) Ohh! That’s so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod ‘No.’) But for you, yay! Ohh.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

The Instructor: Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them…

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(Ross laughs and has a ‘Come on...’ look on his face as he looks and Chandler who nods his head in agreement with Joey. Ross is stunned.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebe’s face.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1