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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

Originally written by Michael Borkow, Mike Sikowitz & Jeffrey Astrof Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A guy is sitting at his desk and his boss comes in and drops a huge pile of papers on his desk. The guy looks dejected.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[A monkey jumps on the desk and hands the guy a beer. He opens the beer and is suddenly on the beach, in a hammock, with beautiful women all around.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. MONICA: And the fact that they're both monkeys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And she's not crazy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Rob are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante. [Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the ground]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Chandler and Susie]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I'll be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[back to Rachel and Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: He just kept asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: OK, got the music, got the dinner. Oh and check it out, I made Marcel's favorite dish, banannacake.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I'm hangin in. . . and a little out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[She turns him facing the toilet and sneaks out of the stall and gathers up his clothes.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Alright, alright. [climbs up in the next stall and looks over at Chandler] Woah, someone's flossing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are sitting.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Hey, hey, and I'm in the movie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe Sr: No, no, that’s just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And I’m very sorry, but I don’t know where your Father is, and that’s the truth.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnie’s free tonight?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you’re doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[Scene: The hallway between the bedrooms. Ross is coming upstairs and stops between two doors. He looks at the one on the right, then he looks at the one on his left, thinks about it, and goes in the one on his right.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: (voice-over) ...and he couldn’t let it go, and... I don’t really know what happened with that either.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Rachel and Bonnie: Hi!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, I’ll see you in our room.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: (stopping suddenly and getting up) Okay, I gotta go.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Hey, it’ll grow back, right? And she-she’s really fun, and she’s cool, and-and I’m finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and I’m finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesn’t work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: Well, yeah. I can’t-I can’t stay here all night, and if I go in there she’s-she’s gonna wanna... do stuff.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasn’t like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y'know I was born, and everyone started lying their asses off!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: [singing] I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find...

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Joey: (voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn’t go out with a guy like Chandler...

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: The beach house, Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(She walks out and slams the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: (jumping up) Oh, I’ll go out and get you some.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Don’t you wanna stay here and talk about it?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I don’t want you to get hurt, ‘cause I kinda like you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didn’t you come up?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Okay, I’ll be up in, (looks at the letter) 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, it’s still raining outside.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: I know. (Hugs him more violently this time and pushes him back away from the letter.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: Ohh. What is this? (She sees a tissue covering something, and moves to remove it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesn’t, and if you have to even think about it...

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: Yeah, and I’m a little tired from digging the hole.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: It does. It really and truly does.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod ‘Yes.’) Ohh! That’s so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod ‘No.’) But for you, yay! Ohh.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

The Instructor: Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them…

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(Ross laughs and has a ‘Come on...’ look on his face as he looks and Chandler who nods his head in agreement with Joey. Ross is stunned.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebe’s face.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: (reading from the note) “Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. I’ll miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk.” You just wrote this!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: Fears and Pet Peeves.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ursula opens the door and hands her the note.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler, Monica, and Joey: NO!!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross and Rachel: Come on!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: (running over and joining Monica) They’ll never understand!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(Joey throws a punch and just lightly taps her on the shoulder, Phoebe counters with a jab to the nose.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: I’ll tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Phoebe Sr.: No, I’m not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didn’t look you up was, well I was afraid that you’d react, just well like, the way, the way you’re reacting right now, and can’t we just, y'know, start from here?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monica’s shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you’re at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After she’s gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the ‘Does it?’ part.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter. He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Chandler: You don’t turn and slide, you throw it out! I’m tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Rachel: Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Richard: He’s gonna go up to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo, and Clockwork Orgy. (they both laugh) This is nice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Ginger: Ah well, it’s nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, I’ll see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

(Rachel and Chandler slide into position.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: That’s so sweet. (pause) I’m gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Monica: (sliding into Joey’s place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? What’d ya say Joe? I’ll be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

(They both get up and leave Phoebe alone.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

ROSS: Yes. [pulls them off and hands them to Mr. Greene] I was just warming up the earpieces for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

(Joey jumps up in excitement and without turning around Chandler holds out his hand stopping him, and ushering him back into his seat. Joey sits down, dejected.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: Well w-w-w-w-wait, w-wait, wait, wait a minute! I mean a couple of stupid boxes get wet and she gets a Porsche?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica:  Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment. What name appears on the address label?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I’m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity…

"Friends", season 6, episode 23