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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

(Joey and Ross enter causing Chandler to quickly hide the brochure behind his back.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

(Joey returns with a piece of pizza as Chandler and Phoebe exit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

(Phoebe turns to Rachel and mimes remove a lid of a jar. Ross enters and Paul motions for Rachel to leave with him now.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

(They shake hands and their lines overlap.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a ‘I hate that guy’ face. Paul does the same thing.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn’t invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, if that’s what you want you then you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah that’s great Paul, but y’know I wanna know what—(Puts her hands on his shoulders)—Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Y’know they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, that’s always a painful time! Y’know your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while you’re sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasn’t really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

(Paul screams like a chicken and breaks down into tears again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store we’ve been too and I can’t find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) It’s a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away slowly.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Male Jeweler: This ring is from the 1920s, it’s a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you…hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Joey are there.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, y’know? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: Oh wow that’s a great idea! And I still have his credit card.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandler’s card.) Y’know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just—I don’t get Chandler. Y’know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don’t get all upset.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Monica: Y’know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store. She’s got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr. T to shame on.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again. (He hands it to her and Phoebe poses in front of one of those small mirrors.) Something’s missing. It’s not… Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the store’s door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Paul: (acting manly to try and cover up his crying) Okay. Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. (Paul rushes over and hugs Chandler tightly.) Oh hey! There you go. (The hug continues.) Okay. (The hug continues.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "What’s going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: Come on! It’ll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and… Paul probably…

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: From now on, it’s gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. (They shake hands.) Okay! We’re gonna be the new Joey and Chandler.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is writing something as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Y’know what I wanted to be when I was that age?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh, (sits on the counter and buttons her sweater to show some cleavage) get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isn’t too revealing is it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: I don’t care about the little dude! I can’t! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Y’know, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then it’s only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I could’ve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: I’m so glad, I’m so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And I’m glad that you’re done. What do you say we umm… (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Rachel’s Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: No, it’s not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica’s face when I gave it to her, y’know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing I’m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it’s perfect.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Okay and he hasn’t proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You don’t want to break her heart now do you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I’m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity…

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and he’s horrified.) Hey! I’m marrying a dead woman!

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) I’ve got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) I’m gonna ask Monica to marry me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Joey: And-and-and-and-and-and, and we’re gonna be friends again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: (goes to hug him and stops short) Heyyyy—What?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

(Ross and Joey urge Chandler to tell Rachel.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, continued from earlier. Chandler is showing Rachel the ring.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: (gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey aren’t happy.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Ross: …so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: Yeah. Except for, y'know when you’re on a date and you’re getting along really great but the guy’s translator keeps getting in the way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it’s just—And I know he’s my assistant and I can’t date him—but it just bothers me, all right?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin’?"

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Phoebe: Yeah! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesn’t matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Alice: And we’ve tried everything, we’ve seen a bunch of doctors.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last. Ross and Chandler hurtle in. Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms. They dash up to the admissions desk. Ross is frantic.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Chandler: (To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: You’re right. That’s very different. So let’s, let’s just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Joey: All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dad’s cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Ross: Oh well that’s great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachel’s desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Joey: Well, ah, I’m an actor. I’m fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and don’t worry I’m totally okay with the gay thing.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: A Strip Club, Doug and Chandler are there.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

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"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Chandler: Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

ROSS: [pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene] Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Phoebe: All right. I’m gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if I’m ready to have Frank and Alice’s embryo transferred into my uterus.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe Sr: Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery and erotica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Paul’s back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Rachel: Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes! (lays down cards) I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what? (collects chips) I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile. (holds up a chip) I think that one was Ross's, and I think—oh—that one was Ross's. Yes! (Starts singing): Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it...

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) “If you accept full responsibility...” (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! “...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!”

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: I can’t. I can’t. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was ‘Okay, bye Pheebs’ gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I’ve ever had in like all my lives.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joey’s apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joey’s shirts.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Chandler: (leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

All: We want candy! We want candy now! (And other general commotion sounds.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

(Monica breaks the hug and starts for the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Mr. Geller: There was also leaves and guk and stuff.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: And you're gonna make them all disappear.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: (entering) Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Doug: Bing! Ho! And the Bing-ette!

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

PHOEBE: Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees, I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom, the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it’s not weird is it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And it’s against my oath as a masseuse.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe and Rachel: DANGER!!!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Dan: And it didn't feel so girlie during the Gulf War.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

[Scene: Phoebe's massage parlour, she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: Ooh, I can’t do this. My mom was right. If I can’t-if I can’t give him up, then there’s no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ‘em—a kidney!

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

(And with that, an era ends as Chandler moves in with Monica as Rachel moves in with Phoebe. It ‘tis a sad and happy time for Friends.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) I’ll be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three ‘P’s of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah who’s started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Chandler: Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Rachel: Yeah. And y’know who should’ve shut their drapes? Is that perverted old couple two doors over.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, she’s more..(shakes his shoulders, like he’s dancing) y'know, and you’re more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: The moment we waited for has finally arrived. It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding. We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that I’m sorry. Y’know? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: (looking in the Yellow Pages) Look, maybe I need to try a real teacher! Right here! Here! Andy Cooper, he teaches guitar and look ooh, there's a nice picture of him with a little kid and THE KID'S GOT A GUITAR!!!!!! (Storms out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

(Goes to the bathroom and Chandler turns on the TV and finds a high-speed police chase.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Spokeswoman: ...has become the penicillin of the twenty-first century. And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps toward leading that revolution. It is truly ironic, on one hand consider the size...

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, it’s Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, don’t you apologize. (listens) Yeah, I’ll hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) What’s going on little elves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isn’t something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Monica and Phoebe: Hugh! Hugh Grant!

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Oh well, they’re killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

RICHARD: Ooh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. Ok, I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Crochee's Leroy Brown.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y’know? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Professor Spafford: I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts...

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steve’s doctor’s name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, ‘Doctor Monkey?’ And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: No, there is no way! It can not be Ross! (She looks through the window and sees Ross practicing and fumbling around with the pipes.) Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Chandler: It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo…}

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Chandler: Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Mr. Geller: I understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, it’s just Jason’s so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive it’s just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads.  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Chandler: Pheebs! (He goes over and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2