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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Chandler and Joey enter from the vending machines carrying sodas.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we can’t guarantee a private room and currently they’re all unavailable.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Man, if only you’d gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Y’know what? I’d have to say I really don’t care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to—Whoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: Well you’re only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. It’ll be a while.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (He’s looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think we’re gonna have some fun.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Marc: Hey! Smile! (Points his camera at Ross and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: (looking at the clock) Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Listen uh, I-I’ve been doing some thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s because we’re here or Rachel’s giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Okay. I’ve been thinking about it too, and I, I think we’re ready.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachel’s and then feel mine to compare.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: Honestly! Ross, this isn’t just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped. A child should have a family.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: …she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Right. And with who again? (Ross exits.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I mean seriously, she’s like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadn’t and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and… (Realizes everyone is staring.) I haven’t bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: No-no, I’m…I’m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Sick Bastard sits down in a chair that enables him to look around the screen and stare at Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Wait a minute, it’s perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and we’re in a building that’s full of beds!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: And it’s so clean!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Vending Machines, Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up and sees a man in a wheelchair with his broken leg extended.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Man: Well umm, if you have sometime y’know and maybe you might want to visit someone else…

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient I’m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, he’s like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: And what is his name?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: (coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: An Empty Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Okay. Uh, we’ll dim the lights, dim the lights. (He goes to the light switch and finds it’s not a dimmer switch when he flips the lights off.) Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go. (He sprays an aerosol air freshener above her.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Okay. Let’s hurry—Oh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what’s he like. People tell doctors everything.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Dr. Long, I’ve been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Don’t worry, you’re doing great. I’ll be back soon. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Hi! I’m Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: I know, but I’m a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y’know, sexually?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I’m next! It’s my turn! It’s only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you! Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) he’s a lawyer!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Ross and Rachel are, needless to say, stunned at the arrival of Janice.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: And yet somehow it’s true!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby’s ears!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and he’s not into anything weird sexually.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: Another Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter and start making out.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: If it’s not, then there’s two of them. And that would mean it’s the end of the world!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear—(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)—Mother of God it’s true!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I’ll get it. (She gets up and grabs a spoon.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Oh that’s five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn’t she want to come out?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (entering) Rachel’s having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, I’m a neurologist.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Umm, look we don’t, we don’t really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I don’t know about you but that doesn’t happen to me a lot.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: No! Come on let’s—One more time! One final push! Ready? 1…2…3! (Rachel pushes so hard her head snaps up head-butting Ross and knocking him down.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(Ross and Rachel look into each other’s eyes and kiss.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: Oh my God! She’s amazing. Oh, oh I’m so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: It’s incredible, I mean one minute she’s inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey: (taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) Y’know what I mean! She’s this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees and…uh-oh.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah, and y’know what? I love them both, so why don’t you just pick one and that’ll be it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: And if it’s a girl?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I don’t want it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesn’t he?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: Oh well that’s what I thought about my first husband, now I’m lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Janice: I hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two (Her and Emma) are on your own.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Well… That’s…y’know—That’s—We’ve been alone for the last twenty minutes we’re doing okay. Besides y’know what? I-I—Maybe we won’t be alone, ‘cause lately I-I—things have been happening between me and Ross, y’know? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Y’know? So it might be the…the beginning of something.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Y’know what I was, I was thinking about?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: That’s all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Ross: Look, we’ve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) It’s just if-if we got together again and it didn’t work out…I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything—(Starts to cry.) Oh that’s…now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I we’re doing really, we’re doing really well right now.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: I’ve just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Oh please, he’ll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: I’m just saying that y’know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and…he’s gonna have his own life. Right?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

(He moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachel’s room.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

{Transcriber’s Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Joey's Date: Ew, y’know what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

FBOB: I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walkin' around the neighborhood but apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: Wow! And hey, it’s cool if you’re a lesbian! (Gives her a thumbs up)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment, all are there.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Scene: The Geller’s Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s, they’re all there playing cards.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Okay, don’t panic. I’m gonna go to the store, I’m gonna get you another set of nails, no one’s gonna know, and you’re gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, it’s ‘cause they’re gonna eat—that’s the problem.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Monica: (interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: Okay. But if you don’t come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) there’s pretty much nothing I can do about it!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Luisa: (Out of shot) Here, monkey. Here, monkey! Here, monkey! (Marcel runs to the door and into Luisa's cage, which she slams shut) Gotcha.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joanna: Oh great! I’ll keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: When she sees that you’re gone, she’s gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and I’m gonna get fired!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

The Salesman: And?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that one’s outta here." Though some things don’t change.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and we’ll call that pulling a Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(They both continue on and Ross meows like a cat.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(She closes the door and puts his tie into his mouth as a gag.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: I’m gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just… (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is now reading the ‘V’ book, with the salesman watching.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Joanna’s office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: And a 50. (The salesman stops suddenly) Huh, these must be Chandler’s pants.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: And you?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you…

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey, Rachel, and Ross: Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Mrs. Geller: Yes, well I was wrong, and I have to say you really impressed me today.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Woman At The Wedding: Oh! Of course. (Ross and Chandler pose and she takes the picture.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: 99...100! Ready or not, here I come! (He opens his eyes and sees that the chick and the duck are still sitting in front of him) All right, let's go over the concept one more time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there eating breakfast. Chandler is cleaning out his wallet.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: Well, I thought you liked doing it. (Rachel starts out the door and stops.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Monica: God! If you’re gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn’t invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

[Scene: Treeger’s apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Mr. Treeger:: And tell him what?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! I’m a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didn’t even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and I’m just, I’m gonna do the same thing to you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that I’m not allowed to charge for.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Monica: Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Chandler’s gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex!  So? Who?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: (He turns to Ross and Ross makes a ‘Be strong’ sound.) I wanna quit the gym.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: Please don’t kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn’t there fault, it was mine.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh. (She goes to work, and her head slowly drops out of view.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: No you can’t do that, where would the chick and the duck live?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: (jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(Chandler and Ross enter)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: And that’s funny, why?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(Chandler and Ross both laugh)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: Oh, umm, I was just y’know working out and umm… Oh, that’s it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: And that’s not against your oath?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: No, I know! I-I’m sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.

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Joey: Yeah. And speaking of volcanoes, man are they a violent igneous rock formation.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Treeger’s apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]

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(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)

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(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)

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[Cut to Joanna’s outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]

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Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I’m doing something exciting and I don’t wanna get too excited, I just ahh, y’know try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.]

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Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)

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Monica: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.

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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]

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(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

[Scene: Ross and Chandler’s bank, they are there to close their accounts.]

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Joey, Chander, and Ross: Sorry.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now they’re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry. (She grabs the box and offers him a piece.) It’s a little old but…

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