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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. (Note: Actually, I think every guy is thankful for thongs. That and spandex. J )

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier. Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Wow! See, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(And with that, we start a series of flashbacks to Thanksgiving's of years gone by.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Housekeeper: More turkey Mr. Chandler? (And he makes eyes at him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying—(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says…) Oh no.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Phoebe is entering.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They both pull but Joey slips out and starts to fall backwards just as Chandler enters, scaring him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Arghhhhhh!! (Joey turns around to taunt him, but Chandler is in the doorway and Joey is facing the kitchen.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: (turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Joey: Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?" And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Big Nosed Rachel: Not for me. Chip and I broke up!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over…

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Fat Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: Uh, everyone, this is Chandler! My roommate and lead singer of our band!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: Oh, mom. Mom. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Fat Monica: Umm, Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(As she is drinking, Monica laughs and Chandler's joke and Diet Coke comes out of her nose.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Ross points out Rachel to Chandler and goes over to talk to her. Rachel is checking out her nose in her compact mirror.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: Well, that's cool. So did… (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Fat Monica: Call them mom and dad you loser!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie. Monica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in the couch.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Fat Monica: Hey Chandler! Did you like the macaroni and cheese?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(He gets up and walks away as Rachel come running over all excited.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Fat Monica: Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Big Nosed Rachel: I know, I know. And oh, and this time Chip promised that-that this time it will last at least for an entire song!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Upon hearing this, Monica starts to break down and storms out. Only to be stopped by her parents.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, back to the present day.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have their holidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs from that legendary TV show of the late 80's, Miami Vice. God, we looked silly back then!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that—(She drops the box and in a reflex action tries to catch it with her arm, the knife slips out and slowly flips through the air and comes point first down into Chandler's shoe.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and—(Stops suddenly.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: God, I'm sorry! I'll go back and get it!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, well, sorry doesn’t bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: I bet this will work! (She starts dancing and Chandler cracks up.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Monica stops suddenly and turns around slowly.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

French Phoebe:  Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some gauze in here! (A shell explodes outside next to the tent and when the smoke clears, Phoebe still has her arm.) Whew! (Her arm falls off and starts pumping out blood.) This is getting ridiculous uh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, y’know just remember that it’s still really early, okay so, if it says that I’m not pregnant, that doesn’t mean that I’m not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I don’t go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like they’re weirdos.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Joey: Yeah but it’s too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Phoebe: Whoa!! That—okay, that’s a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is there—is maybe is there something that I can do y’know just to like help make sure I get pregnant?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Ross: Ugh. Well, we’re just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, we’re gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there…you go up to the roof and you let me in.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey and Ross: Kristen Lang.

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Monica: Oh! (Laughs and points at the mask.) Him.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: (voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Phoebe: Ewww! And "Oh no!" It’s—they just want me to be the surrogate. It’s her-it’s her egg and her sperm, and I’m-I’m just the oven, it’s totally their bun.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Rachel: Oh my God! This is it! (She and Phoebe hold hands.) (To Phoebe) I really hope it’s you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Let’s start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Mrs. Tribbiani: I came to give you this (Gives him a bag of groceries) and this. (Whacks him round the ear)

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monica’s knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: Hang on buddy! (He goes over and unlocks the door and opens it to reveal a fully furnished apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: A hundred and forty-five pounds.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Phoebe: No. It starts with a "v" and ends with an "x". Helpfully with a "to" in the middle.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Cut to Chandler entering his and Monica’s apartment alight with a thousand candles in The One With The Proposal.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Phoebe and Leslie: (singing) Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I’ll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

(They high-five and howl, but Phoebe suddenly stops and the guys gasp and retreat in shock.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Chandler: (picking up a video from the table) ‘Candy and Cookie’. ‘Candy and Cookie?’ Monica got me porn?! Girl-on-girl porn?! She really must love me!! (Chandler runs over to the TV, puts the tape in, and sits down to enjoy some "porn")

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

[The dog barks, runs out of Phoebe's room and jumps onto the couch]

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Phoebe: (singing) “Crazy underwear, creepin’ up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear…” (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. You’ll get through this; you’ll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Don’t you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Nice try. (to Margha) See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

PHOEBE: No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know, when I sang "Su-Su-Suicide", I got a dollar seventy-five. But then, "Smelly Cat", I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Joey: Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the ‘okay’ symbol and walks away.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, The salesman is trying to sell Joey the encyclopedias.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean I’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

[Scene: The beach. Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: …once you know the stories, it’s not that bad. First marriage, wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn’t allow you to get married when you’re that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevada’s fault.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Chandler: No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head: 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Chandler: Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

[Scene: Joey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean you’re [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-it’s just not the time for us. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Phoebe: Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and you’ll be great.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Joey: Oh great! Y’know I would’ve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Y’know, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Ross has an icepack to his head.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Rachel: Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Joey: And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Lisa: He fell down once! And we re-did it and we went back. And he—(laughs)—he was afraid he was gonna fall down…

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planet’s most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. She’s the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Rachel: And if you need anything else, I—(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)—do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

[Flashback to Chandler’s thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica and his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: (removes them) That’s because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and it’s static cling. Or maybe it’s just that God knew I’d be running into you and saw an opportunity.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel’s, Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Phoebe: (Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks and Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey’s nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he’s now forced to actually hold his breath.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chip: Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. I see Spindler a lot. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

[Scene: The Lobby of Chandler and Rachel’s building, Chandler and Rachel are returning from lunch.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! I’m on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. It’s umm, it’s umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe y’know after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay I’ll see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: (he rolls up his sleeve) Gimme the bottle. (Joey hands him the bottle and Ross squirts some on his arm.) Gimme the towel. (Joey gives him the towel and he wipes it off.)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Chandler: Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a ‘Come on’ look) I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Chandler: I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. She’s saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to (Pause) Dollywood.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Ross: Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Rachel: ..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10