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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

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"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica and Chandler enter]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: And so incorrect!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: And a lot could still get in our way.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don’t order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Phoebe looks horrified and she turns to watch Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Ross wears the jackets and look at himself in the mirror)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and there’s a sign on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) Boys will be boys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink and white ladies shirt. Joey is on the couch]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Waiter: Seafood platter for the gentleman and extra fries. Enjoy!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's plate to take a few clams)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! (Looks at the waiter and then to Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Joey's looking at Sarah's dessert, and takes her plate.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Joey sits sideways on his chair, looking at Sarah's chocolate torte, and then looking away from it, nervously playing with his fork, drumming with it on the table every now and then.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(He then straightens himself, and looks at the torte)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Sarah enters the room again, and stops when she sees her dessert is missing. Joey has emptied her plate, and has a chocolate covered mouth, just like a kid.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Monica plays those words back in her mind and then smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. They hug.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(they shake hands the way friends would. There's a muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and wants to put it in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Joey: LAURA! (and points to her, very confident)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

The Fan: Can-can I get your autograph, I’m your biggest fan. (Holds out a napkin and a pen.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Yeah... And I'm giving it back to you... Come on! Consider it a contribution. (gives the check to Phoebe)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: The New York City Children's Fund building. Phoebe and Mike are entering.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: (leaving) I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason? Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam packed schedule, and I am late- for keeping up with it. Okay?

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Phoebe: Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here. (she gives the check and pulls it back again) No... Oh God... Oh!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: (looks at the amount on the check, and gasps) Well, this is very generous!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Please, take the check, go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

(She slowly grabs the chains of the swing, swings her hair back, and sits down.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: (Gasps and speaks at a higher pitch) This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(She slowly walks forward and backward, to gain speed...)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Joey gets up and look annoyed)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Ross’s seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airport’s moving. (Realizes that that’s not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that we’re moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

(With his index finger he shows her how old she is. Emma also points her finger and babbles...)

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: And a thousand dollars.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Ross and Joey enter)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Emma: Wo-ish. (and holds up her finger)

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(there's a lot of shouting and yelling)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: The corridor. Ross and Joey have just arrived.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Rachel, Phoebe and Emma arrive)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: And I won!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: And it looks like she put makeup on her!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: No. Here (he tears off the pocket from Ross' shirt, and tears off everything below that as well.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: Well, let's just go in there and face them.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (she takes it and start reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, "Guy-in-van"?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

All: Alright, okay. (Phoebe reaches for the door, and tries to open it but it's locked)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: (to Joey, who is wearing a blue, 3 foot hand) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT OFF!! (takes it off his hand and throws it on the floor)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: (holds his fist up) WATER BALLOON! (he stuffs the slice in is mouth and gives the foil back to Ross)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Rachel comes out of the apartment holding a pot. Joey holds in anticipation and Rachel opens it)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[cut to Monica and Chandler]

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: (to Ross) Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: (Staring back, and then breaks off) (To Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, he can do it!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Mr. Zelner: Well, I’d be forced to file a report. I’d have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe and Rachel: So, so sorry.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: (Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Monica takes it and reads the label)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: (smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

(And he starts licking the grease which trickles down his face. Monica also squirts some on the other side of his face, and his tongue follows her movements.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8