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Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Chandler: (To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....
MONICA: Alright, you see these little flower blossoms? They should be facing up, not down, because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be. You don't love me any more do you.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Joey: (realizes what he said) Street noise drowned any of that out? (Rachel moves madly towards him) No, all right, I see you later, okay... (Turns away embarrassed)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building.
Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Any minute now.
Ross: Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.
Joey: Do you have any respect for your body?
Woman: Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in it.
Phoebe: Umm, well hes very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesnt speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.
Phoebe: Did you, did you touch any of the guitars while you were there? Did you?!
Chandler: Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.
Joey: Do you want any help?
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Ross: Kinda... spooky without any lights.
Monica: Can you go any faster with that?
Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.
Joey: Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?
Joey: That tone will not make me go any faster.
Rachel: Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else?
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Rachel: ...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
Phoebe: No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?
Chandler: Any contact?
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
Joey: Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?
Chandler: More importantly, was I any good?
Chandler: You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.
Monica: Come on, she'll be here any minute.
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Chandler: There just don't happen to be any women in our games.
Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!
Ross: Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Yes have you seen any?
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Monica: So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Phoebe: So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?
Joey: Isn't there any way you can keep him?
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
MR. BOYLE: He didn't have any.
Chandler: He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
MONICA: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.
MONICA: You don't have any stuff.
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Phoebe: No wait! JustOkayJust wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Dont make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
MONICA: My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.
Gerston: Uh, like, could these margaritas be any stronger? (They discover that Chandler is listening) Hey, Chandler.
WAITER: So, would you like any dessert?
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
ROSS: Any time. [He doesn't want to let her go]
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
Rachel: Look he doesnt have any brothers or sisters, somebodys gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I havent taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesnt know anyway!
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Monica: Not any more!
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.