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Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
Monica: Any woman would be lucky to have ya.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Chandler: (To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
MONICA: My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.
Gerston: Uh, like, could these margaritas be any stronger? (They discover that Chandler is listening) Hey, Chandler.
WAITER: So, would you like any dessert?
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
ROSS: Any time. [He doesn't want to let her go]
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Rachel: Look he doesnt have any brothers or sisters, somebodys gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I havent taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesnt know anyway!
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy 'cause he didn't have any change.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Monica: Not any more!
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Charity guy: Well, any contribution, large or small, is always appreciated.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Rachel: Any sign of your brother?
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Rachel: Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?
Rachel: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
Ross: Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
Student: Thanks, any suggestions?
RACHEL: Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Rachel: Do you have any ice?
Phoebe: Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?
Ross: Oh, I-I dont think theres any trail.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Chandler: Yeah, and I dont have any cologne.
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.
Chandler: Is there any chance you didnt see that?
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Joey: Yeah, well, I couldnt find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Phoebe: No! No!! Its me! Its me! I-I didnt want to make any noise!
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Chandler: Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Joanna: (interrupting) And Rachel shouldnt have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.
Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!
Phoebe: Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill.
Joey: You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one. (Joey leaves, comes back in.) Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
Rachel: Any luck?
Ross: I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?