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[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headacheHeadache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I dont recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh Im sorry, extra strength death capsules!
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
Rachel: Look he doesnt have any brothers or sisters, somebodys gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I havent taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesnt know anyway!
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy 'cause he didn't have any change.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?
Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Monica: Not any more!
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Charity guy: Well, any contribution, large or small, is always appreciated.
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Rachel: Any sign of your brother?
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Student: Thanks, any suggestions?
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
RACHEL: Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.
Rachel: Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Phoebe: Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?
Rachel: Do you have any ice?
Rachel: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Ross: Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: Oh, I-I dont think theres any trail.
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Chandler: Is there any chance you didnt see that?
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.
Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Chandler: Yeah, and I dont have any cologne.
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Joey: Yeah, well, I couldnt find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Phoebe: No! No!! Its me! Its me! I-I didnt want to make any noise!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
Chandler: Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Joey: You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one. (Joey leaves, comes back in.) Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesnt make any noise!
Phoebe: Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill.
Rachel: Any luck?
Ross: I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?
Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
Joanna: (interrupting) And Rachel shouldnt have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.
Chandler: No-no, hes not back yet, but hell be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Phoebe: Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?
Rachel: So, will I like any of these guys?
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Drew: Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, Im not looking for any thing serious.
Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?
Ross: All right, lets not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them.