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Ross: Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment.]
Chandler: Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?
Ross: Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
Rachel: Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]
[Scene: Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Joey's apartment]
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
(Mike enters the apartment.)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler and Monica enter.]
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
[scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting on the couch]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up]
[Scene: Mike's apartment. His phone rings and he picks up]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
(Monica and Phoebe look at each other and leave the apartment again)
[Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
(Chandler enters the apartment)
[Scene: Ross's apartment.]
(Phoebe enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Joey’s Apartment. Ross is filming his parents ]
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
[Scene: Chandler walks into Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Chandler: Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Chandler enters the door.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment.]
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there.]
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in.]
(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.]
Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, its on the counter in your apartment.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused.]
(Cut to Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Ross storm in looking very unhappy)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment.]