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Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Rachel: Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Rachel: You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like . its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Monica: Are you alone?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Monica: What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Ross: Really?! We are?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking.]
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
Joey: Yeah we are!
Dana: Im sorry Chandler, yknow you are such a sweet guy and I, I dont want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies.]
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are arguing.]
[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]
Monica: Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations.]
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
PHOEBE: Ooh, this is it, 74. [screeches to a halt, Joey and Chandler are thrown into the plexiglass wall in the cab]
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?]
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Mr. Geller: (going downstairs) Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shiningOh no. (Chip has shown up and the four are leaving.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
(Rachel, Ross and Phoebe have their hands full and are stuffing all kinds of things down Joeys pants.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Joey: Are you strippers?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Rachel: Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London.]
The Stripper: Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours?
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch.]
Monica: Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. Thats great. So how-how are things going?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.]
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Joey: Are you bachelors?
Phoebe: They are gonna love me.
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Rachel: Who are you saying "check" too?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]
Ross: Hey! Are you ready yet?
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I dont know if you can hear this but (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) Im gonna talk anyway, uh, Im in the States with you sister and your friends and its all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell youYes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Monica: (laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.]
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Felicity: (Putting her arm around Joey.) Are you going home? I was hoping to get to know you better.
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Gym Employee: (to Ross) So, are you a member of any gym.
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)
Chandler: Yeah you are!!
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Passenger: (Frustrated he takes his headphones off.) Oh, oh oh!! Im sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say..That you are a horrible, horrible person.
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
(They both start to frantically rip each others clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]