words in movies
Joey: What are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]
Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Yknow, I probably wouldnt have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)
[Scene: Ross and Monicas parents garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.]
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Mr. Geller: So, I think youre boxes are over here. (They walk over to them.)
Ross: Wow! Great! (Finds a pack of cigarettes.) Wait, dad who-whos cigarettes are these?
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are still deciding what to do.]
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, Mr. Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monicas memories as Monica enters.]
Monica: (wary) Okay. So, which boxes are mine?
Ross: Well, these. These are yours right here. (Pointing to the boxes they just created for her.)
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Chandler: (excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Chandler: What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
Joey: Yeah! We are!
Phoebe: Sure! (Thinks.) Umm, where are you from?
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
Ross: Ah, what good are you. (Walks back to his map dejectedly.)
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Rachel: (pauses as she thinks and exhales loudly) We We are not going to let it be a problem.
Tag: Are you serious?
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty.]
Chandler: Hey! So are you enjoying the bike?
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Ross: All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
(There are three short whistle blasts from the bathroom.)
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Chandler: What are you doing?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen.]
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Chandler: Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?
Joey: Yeah. What time are you meeting her?
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Monica: No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.
Phoebe: Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Ross: No, these are my pants.
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird turtle-man?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Phoebe: Are you sure?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa (Chandler), Superman (Joey), Ben, and Monica are listening to the Holiday Armadillo (Ross) finish telling the story of Hanukkah.]
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monica: What are you talking about?
Ross: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
Phoebe: Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!
Ross: Ah Ah Get out of here! (The couple retreats. Ross starts looking through the previously mentioned book as a beautiful woman walks into the section.) Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marions views on evolution?
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
Monica: God, you are so strong.
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Chandler are eating the cheesecake right out of the box.]
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
Joey: Yeah, this slow roasted salmon, just how slow are we talkin here?
Joey: You were right before. I mean, friends are so important.
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Chandler: Are you eating the cheesecake without me?!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
[Scene: Cousin Frannies Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at the table, alone as a woman approaches.]
Phoebe: Are you sure? Ill bet theres another flight to Minsk in like
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Aunt Millie: Hi sweetie! Are you leaving?
Joey: (pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
[Scene: The Buildings Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. Theyre looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, thats realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Chandler: Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything.
[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Monica: Are you still awake?
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
[Scene: Cousin Frannies Wedding Reception, Ross and Monica are at the door and about to leave.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment.]
[Flashback to: The Street in front of Central Perk, Ross and Joey are holding a yellow tape across the road and everyone is cheering Phoebe as she bounces around the corner on a hippity-hop.]
Rachel: Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
Kristen: Hi! What are you doing here?
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but Im telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Chandler: Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Chandler: Hey-hey are you drunk?
[Phoebe slams on the breaks. Joey and Rachel are thrown forward into the pillows in their laps.]
Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
Phoebe: (reading the certificate) Oh my God! Oh my God, we are 31.
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Joey: (to the waiter) Hey! Are those crab cakes? (The waiter nods) Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Chandler: Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table.]
Monica: Who are they killing off?
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.