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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal]
JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: The Gellers' kitchen. Monica, Mrs. Geller and one of Mrs. Geller's friends are preparing the cake.]
MONICA: Are we still on that?
[Scene: Joey's co-star's apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
[Scene: Tattoo parlor. Phoebe and Rachel are deciding on tattoos.]
PHOEBE: No. You are the boss of you. Now you march your heinie in there and get that heart tattooed on your hip. GO!!
RICHARD: My parents are dead.
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.]
ROSS: Mon, Mon, are you OK?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
ROSS: Mom, there are so many people in my life. Some of them are seeing people and some of them aren't. Is that crystal?
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
JOEY: Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry.
CHANDLER: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are setting the table.]
MONICA: So, are you sorry that I told them?
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing foosball for the table.]
JOEY: Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.
Monica: What are peanut butter fingers?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal.]
Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand.]
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
Chandler: You are gonna be a huge star! Im gonna hug ya!
Phoebe: (overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
Chandler: Oh thats right. Its your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Ross: What are you guys doing later?
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and theyre arguing.]
Phoebe: Thanks! So are you.
[Scene: Joeys Dressing Room, Joey and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.]
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Joey: What are you in love with her or something?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
The Dry Cleaner: Who are you?
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Female Clerk: Yknow, there are two people who could put your picture up there. (She makes eyes at him.)
Megan: Oh no, these dresses are all so amazing but there is no way I could afford one.
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Phoebe: What are you gonna do?
Rachel: Oh my God Ross! What in heavens name are you doing here?
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Joey are there.]
Male Jeweler: (angrily) Are you interested in this ring?!
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, and Ryan are there. Ryan is in uniform, getting ready to leave.]
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters.]
Ross: So you two are really serious?!
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!
Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Where are you going?
Phoebe: Yknow, you are 12 years older than her.
JADE: Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.
Chandler: (To Monica) You are beautiful.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Rachel: What are you doing?
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Chandler: Yes! Yes! Im good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everythingare youare you perrr-perfect?!
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: (laughs) Are you sure youre okay?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you cant have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you shouldve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]
[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table.]
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches.]
Monica: What are you up too?
Richard: You are?
[Scene: A Pizza Joint, Chandler and Monica are eating lunch.]
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Rachel: Are you serious?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are still talking.]
(She gets up and storms out. The people at the other tables are staring at Chandler.)
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?