words in movies
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.]
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]
Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that?
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.]
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned?
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Ross: Wh- are you welling up?
Ross: You are, you're welling up.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
MRS BUFFAY: What are these, stitches?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same day. Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Ross are sitting on the couch nervously.]
[They leave. As they're walking out, the bullies are walking in.]
ROSS: Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
ROSS: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Phoebe: (screaming) Toll-booth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
[Scene: The 50's theme cafe. Monica is working the grill, the rest are at a table.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
RACHEL: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
CHANDLER: Look, are you gonna be ok?
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
ROSS: I'm sorry. See that's the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
MRS. GELLER: Ross, whose glasses are those?
MR. GREENE: Are you wearing my glasses?
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
CHANDLER: Well, uh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
ROSS: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]
PHOEBE: Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
RYAN: What're you doing? Are you scratching?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Ryan are playing Monopoly.]
JOEY: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Ya know what? Just did.
ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Ross are in the kitchen. Phoebe is sitting at the couch with oven mits on her hands.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]
MONICA: What are you talking about? What wedding?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
MONICA: Oh God, you are about to get sooo lucky.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
ROSS: Are you all right?
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
BARRY: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
[Later, Ross and Rachel are sitting in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there, Joey is on the phone.]
RACHEL: Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him. He is extremely wired.]
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: What are you the memory woman?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]
Chandler: What are you guys doing together?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]
Rachel: That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
Monica: You're not just saying that are you?
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
PHOEBE: Are you the cutest?
Phoebe: Excuse me. Excuse me! (Mrs. Bukart stops singing) Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go.
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.
Chandler: What are you doing?
Chandler: I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now? (Drew looks at him) Og-ee-op, Im not asking for me, Im I mean No, Im-Im not gay, Im not asking you out. Im not-Im not-Im not gay!
Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
MONICA: One hour? You are such a leaf blower.
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Chandler: We're not gonna talk about girth are we?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Rachel: All right are you guys gonna come down?
Chandler: Yeah. (they both notice where his hands are)
Joey: (with food in his mouth) You talked to him. Are you crazy?