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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]
Rachel: Who are you saying "check" too?
Ross: Hey! Are you ready yet?
Monica: Okay, if you need the vacuum, its in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where theyre gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
[Scene: Westminster Abbey, Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey.]
Joey: Man, you are Westminster Crabby. (He starts chasing Chandler towards the Abbey.)
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didnt feel like getting up. Okay, Im gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And youre going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.
Monica: (laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.]
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you dont want to talk about it, thats fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Felicity: (Putting her arm around Joey.) Are you going home? I was hoping to get to know you better.
[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]
Chandler: So how are you doing?
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Chandler: Yeah you are!!
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Passenger: (Frustrated he takes his headphones off.) Oh, oh oh!! Im sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say..That you are a horrible, horrible person.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
(Ross and chandler are standing next to the alter. Ross is practicing for the wedding.)
(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)
(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...
Rachel: What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
JOEY: Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Rachel: Are they in love?
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Doug: Well, I gotta tell ya Bing; that partner of yours is a real tiger. (To his wife.) Are you all right sweethart?
Monica: I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Phoebe: So are you actually gonna see her again?
Monica: My turn? What-what are you talking about?
Rachel: Thank you. (Gets up) Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, theres no turning back.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Phoebe: Are you serious?!
[Scene: Doug's house, Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner.]
Joey: Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valentes.
Joey: Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate.
Monica: Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch.]
Janice: Are you gonna be okay?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Joey: Are you all right?
Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag.
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
Ross: Hey, how are you holding up?
Rachel: You are the official baby crier stopper!
Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?
Phoebe: Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Frank Sr.: Are you sure?
Phoebe: Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Rachel: Honey wait, Joey, Im sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it (Looks for help.)
Rachel: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Chandler: Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Monica: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there. Monica is entering from her room.]
Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.
Chandler: Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, we've got reservations at Ja George.
Phoebe: So, here we are. Nervous?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.]
Monica: What are you doing?!
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]
Joey: So, are you ready to go?
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Rachel: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Monica: What-what are you doing?
Monica: Are you okay?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs.]
Chandler: And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. (Pause) And might I say your breasts are still showing.
Ross: What are you doing?
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Joey: (sets the coffee down) Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Katie: You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!
Chandler: Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
Monica: Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Monica: (checks to see if it works) Yes, you are so smart! (Kisses him.)
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! (Kisses him.) I love you.
Monica: Are you saying I smell bad?
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
The Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.
The Smoking Woman: Who are you talking too?
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
Joey: Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.