words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.]
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box.]
(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knife's existence.)
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
Joey: Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?
Joey: You do have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke.]
Chandler: Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?
Phoebe: Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, Iit's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! (She starts to leave but stops and says to Monica.) Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Rachel: Fine! I judged you. I made a snap judgement. But you did it too! And you are worse because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgement! You can't even open up your mind for a second to see if you're wrong! What does that say about you?
Phoebe: Are you still mad at us?
Chandler: Yeah, we are so sorry.
Ross: Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Ross: What are you talking about?
Emily: I'll feel better when I'm there, and I can know where you are all the time.
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
Ross: Oh, where are you guys going?
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Monica: Im making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.
Phoebe: What are they?
Chandler: So are we friends again?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Melissa: (excitedly) Are you?!
Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen.]
Rachel: Hey! Those are all the things Im responsible for!
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]
The Assistant Director: You are now.
[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]
Joey: Yes you are!
Joey: Are you drunk?
Ross: We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Rachel: Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Ross: (grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are youOkay thats not funny! Just stop horsing around!
The Rabbi: I dont know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
[Scene: Monicas Hotel Room, Chandler and Monicas parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: Are you okay?
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
The Rabbi: Are you Chandler?
Chandler: Are you Joey?
Rachel: (leaning in) As are you
Chandler: 99...100! Ready or not, here I come! (He opens his eyes and sees that the chick and the duck are still sitting in front of him) All right, let's go over the concept one more time.
[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the cast of Friends along with Conan OBrien are sitting and talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Jennifer: Are you okay?
Mike: No, my parents are rich.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore and Bitsy.
Monica: What are you doing?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Monica: Are you saying that you dont want to get with this?
Mike: Hey... Wh... What are you doing?
Ross: (To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We are fixing it.
Monica: Oh what are doing?!
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this?
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Theodore: Phoebe, these are our friends, Tom and Sue Angle.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
Monica: Are you okay?
Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said
Rachel: Oh, you guys are so great.
Monica: Yes! Maybe its a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?
Chandler: There are snow cones! (Monica glares at him.) Snow cones! Yuck!
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
Chandler: But youre not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
Ross: Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?
Monica: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
[Scene: The Womens Restroom, Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachels second test.]
Rachel: Are you sure?
Monica: Are you really gonna do this?
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place.]
[Scene: The Hotel Lobby, Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out.]
Phoebe: Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
Joey: (entering) Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Phoebe: Really? Are you sure?
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part-Jewish.
Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But yknow you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
Rachel: Are you joking? Check out is not til noon and he has a good (checks her watch) eleven minutes left.